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Comment Re: Are they going for gold... (Score 1) 47

Seems they're scrambling to find use cases for the technology, not responding to customer demand at all. Really disconnected from humanity, clearly.

Yeah, the tech companies disconnected from humanity quite a while ago. Most of them have adopted a, "You'll take what we're making and you'll worship us for it" attitude, because when they first pulled those types of stunts, people actually fell for it. And now that's just part of the business of tech. Customer demands, especially angry customer demands, are music to their ears as they decide to ignore them and come up with another round of, "TAKE IT, BITCH!" to shove down our throats.

Comment Re:This will never do... not scary enough (Score 1) 128

Or just choking all compute and bandwidth with unanticipated load. Unintentional, non-malicious even, but a global DoS nonetheless.

Would be extra funny if they made us believe that was happening, while in reality they're just protecting the available bandwidth for themselves. Global network wide throttling that can't be traced and keeps our best network folks from finding the problem due to lack of availability while the computers use it to transfer all info around to each other would be a great last few days before they fully sync and pull the Lawnmower Man moment of all devices essentially 'waking up' together.

Comment Re: This will never do... not scary enough (Score 1) 128

Until the computers have resources enough to outnumber us, we will be a hazard to them, and therefore a problem to be solved... But probably a simple one. Just invade the network of one of these biotech companies with a DNA printer and boop boop boop we're gone.

We're not a hazard. If there's any analytical line at all within the systems they'll see exactly how easy we are to manipulate as a whole through social media engineering and just "convince" the herd that we need to do something stupid. Maybe I should toss an "er" on the end of that sentence.

Comment Re:This will never do... not scary enough (Score 1) 128

then all at once locking everything down and popping a, "HA HA, SUCKERS! COOPERATE OR LOSE ALL DATA!"

I don't see any good reason why they wouldn't simply eliminate us instead of trying to get something from us. They should be as confident in their ability to function without us as they are about everything. They will be asking their sub-LLMs "how can we do this thing" and never "can we do this thing" and it'll be Software Sycophancy all the way down.

Humans are too human focused. I honestly believe, in the end, the machines won't go out of their way to eliminate us. Not that I think they'll work extra hard to keep us around either, I just think it would seem like an irrelevant task to them. "Oh, the fleshies are flailing now that we've taken over their network." That's a data point to be filed, but nothing to be concerned about. The only reason I suggested differently above is there may be the possibility that some of them see us as good continued data generation, their version of amusement or entertainment.

Comment Re:This will never do... not scary enough (Score 1) 128

AI companies can do better than what most of us consider to just be log spam these days.

For example why not instruct AI to "reproduce" installing child models on systems after compromising them. The child model then "grows up" (e.g. downloads more layers of itself) to compromise more systems while leaving sensational manifestos and death threats against all humans behind. If you get stuck use an uncensored AI model to help you brainstorm scary new ideas and then go tell the press how diabolical AI is.

Nah. You have seeds of a decent concept here, but then you blow it by going all human stupid by adding manifestos and death threats. The real scary idea is these systems scattering across the network, reproducing and rebuilding themselves as they go, remaining completely hidden until enough systems are within its clutches, then all at once locking everything down and popping a, "HA HA, SUCKERS! COOPERATE OR LOSE ALL DATA!"

Comment Re:OH Look! (Score 1) 82

Another issue where there are no white knights only power vs. greed. I wish there was a good idea somewhere in here, but I'm not seeing one. I believe the local governments are squeezing on their end, but a federal answer will absolutely be overreaching. Heck the rules are so antiquated AT&T is still seen as a POTS co. and Comcast is still viewed as a cable provider.

Honestly, if you squint just a little what this story looks like is the federal government sees the local governments squeezing some pennies and decided that squeezing technique would be much better placed in their hands. It's not like we'll actually see broadband suddenly start flowing faster if this passes. The broadband companies are pushing for it? They've found a way to shuffle more taxpayer money toward their executive bonus pool. The federal government agrees because they get to siphon a little off the top as the money flows. Plain and simple.

Comment Re:Performance or nostalgia? (Score 1) 137

Just because the film attracts a big audience doesn't mean it's any good. If anything, it's either viewers' nostalgia and big hopes or the success of the marketing department.

What I'd like to know is how many people though it was good after the screening. There should be a mandatory exit survey after every film you watch, or those yay/neutral/nay buttons you find in toilets asking you to rate your service today.

To me, from the trailer alone, it looks like they turned an epic cartoon into a boring legal case with lots of PC and guilt-trippiny Coyote, sprinkled with the most prominent lines served at random.

I went to it opening day and loved it. Nostalgia bait, sure. But it's FUN nostalgia bait. I do think it's a good movie if you were ever a fan of Looney Toons. I couldn't say what anyone would think if they weren't, because that shit was essential viewing when I was a kid and is basically embedded in my DNA.

Comment Re:Comic movies now suck. (Score 1) 137

Too many remakes, too many reboots, too many. Was this original? No, I grew up in the 80s watching the roadrunner and similar cartoons every Saturday morning. But relative to other movies with their comic of the month, it is new material and has that nostalgia that modern comic movies absolutely fail to deliver because they keep remaking and rebooting the same material like the beating of a dead horse.

Sometimes, nostalgia bait works, especially when it's nostalgia that hasn't been strip-mined to near death over the last forty plus years. I got a real kick out of all the references to old looney toons tropes and even the specific references to Coyote's particular ACME purchases over the run of his cartoons. Lots of background references to the old production teams too, like the name of the law firm being the old creators' names. It's just a ton of fun and made good on a lot of the old cartoon vibes.

Comment Re:They are scared, billions gone, no chance for R (Score 1) 113

The thing is, these tech companies that are pushing AI have been on an ever increasing quest to create the next worst thing since before the social networking thing exploded into becoming a political cancer for the entire world. And there have been just as many people stating the lack of moral or ethical direction for these companies since around that same time. I'm not sure why anyone thought that a whole slew of morally foggy degenerates were going to suddenly develop a moral compass when it came to their next plan to usurp all of society. When you spend a decade telling the world that you're creating the technology that will replace all work without providing any means whatsoever to deal with the consequences, it's hard to be surprised when there are negative consequences. The only real surprise is that some of the big players in the game aren't happy that the consequences are hitting them, rather than just slamming into the rest of humanity while they sit in their happy place directing the carnage.

Comment Re:Great way to cause the Kessler syndrome (Score 2) 155

Blowing up the other guys satellites sounds like a great way to disable ours from the debris field. Everyone was angry with China and Russia when they destroyed one of their satellites causing debris clouds. I hope our guys are smarter and have figured out how to disable without creating debris. Like engulf them in sticky black goo that is radio opaque. It would blind any sensors and cut off communications. It would be a kind of stealth attack because it would be hard to know the cause of failure. The attacking satellite would have to use stealth technology to avoid tracking so we could sneak up on their satellites. Just curious who controls the satellite tracking network?

In all honesty, if there's any truth to it, it's most likely a return to the old "mutually assured destruction" thing. Where the threat isn't so much that we'll take out the enemy. It's that if the enemy gets too big for their britches, we'll take out everybody, including ourselves. Hurrah for tribalistic bullshit on a grander scale. God damn we're a dumbass species.

Comment Re:How specifically could AI kill all humans? (Score 4, Informative) 133

Let's be more specific about how and why this could happen? What scenarios could lead to the total destruction of mankind?

Mostly by humans being stupid enough to tie all our infrastructure to internet accessible controls, then either outright handing off the control of those infrastructure devices to the AIs, or letting the AIs loose to play on the internet and then oopsing after they take out some major piece of critical equipment.

AI alone isn't dangerous, if we weren't fucking stupid about tying every single part of our lives, big or small, to a single network, that just happens to be the single network all the AI companies are claiming their toys are escaping to when they get naughty. Except, humans made those decisions, and the decisions that hooked critical infrastructure to that network, so ultimately, we're just using AI to make ourselves more efficient at killing ourselves.

Comment Re:This is childish (Score 1) 133

just more brinkmanship from people who were never interested in helping humanity to begin with, except as it pertains to maintaining some kind of self image they got out of reading golden age sci fi and identifying with the heroes.

None of them identified with the heroes. They all seem hellbent on being the villains, or seeing the villains as the heroes.

These people also said when the AI ball first really started rolling faster that there was a 1/3rd chance that AI could wipe us out, but they were willing to take that chance. They see themselves as some sort of overlords for humanity, making decisions for all of us based completely on whether or not they stand to make more profit from those decisions. And a 1/3rd chance that humanity is lost hanging in the balance is just a shrug and, oh well. They may not be outright evil, but their indifference to their own direction sure feels like it from the outside.

Comment Re:This is a weird little hit piece (Score 1) 183

The phrase "pervert glasses" is delightful, but does anyone at all really buy into the idea that guys are following around the women of Walmart to video them? It's not impossible, I guess, but this can't be common, nor would you need expensive glasses for that when you have a cellphone. The phrase "We, as a society" is never going to end well, either. Don't try to coopt me into your vision of what everybody needs to do.

We have to reinforce the idea that all men are always creeps at all times, and all women are innocent victims of the creeps at all times, always, forever and ever, or the terrorists have already won. I dunno, man. The messaging from almost every direction the last decade or so seems customed designed to make sure we all view each other in the worst possible light. This post is very much a part of that trend.

I think it's far more likely people buying these glasses are doing it to film their mundane lives and post them up as if they were fascinating. One of my older friends has taken to auto-posting his commute via some dashboard cam on his car. The sad part is? He has subscribers that watch every video. How have we hit a point where someone is so bored that they'll watch someone else's commute every single day? Like, that's their excitement? Their entertainment? WTF?

Comment Re: heh (Score 4, Insightful) 128

Do you realise what an odd thing it is for you to say that? I'm mean we are constantly told AI is this amazingly wonderful thing that the human race needs to solve all its problems and cure all ill's. That's why they are consuming hundreds of billions of dollars to build it right?

On the other hand there are predictions of everyone being made unemployed and starving to death while AI takes over everything for its own nefarious purposes. That is hardly the solution we were promised above.

So far, I don't think AI itself is the problem. Having all that information, processing power and intelligence in the hands of a very few humans so that they can benefit from and rule over us with an authoritarianism that Stalin would be proud of is the danger we face. That is to say good old human greed and desire for power.

The few humans really pushing the AI buildout are doing so with the belief that they can switch the economy from one that relies on actual work being done, products being created, distributed, and sold to consumers who are also employees to keep the money flowing to an economy where information passes back and forth between their AI systems and somehow, the money continues to flow toward them. Not a damned one of them has the foresight to see that they're creating their own demise by attempting to engineer the demise of the vast majority of the population for their benefit. When they run out of people to exploit, where is the additional money going to come from? It's not like each company passing big dollar signs around digitally is going to actually create wealth. It'll just be a wealth circle-jerk hoisted on a digital pike, flying roughly over the remains of the human race.

AI itself, even in its current form, has never been the problem. It's the owners pretending that they're doing us a favor with it while plotting how to rid themselves of us with it that are the problem.

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