I am waiting for him to show up in a White House press conference with a bone through his nose and a shaking rattle at all the evil spirits in the conference room.

RFK, jr.: Begone, foul beasts of Beelzebub!!

Beelzebub explodes up through the floor boards, shaking his tail, gouging marks in the gold leafed ceiling with his horns, eyes glowing.

Beelz: You rang?

RFK, jr.: Bbbllllbblllll.....I didn't think you were real.

Beelz: Of course I'm real, got your soul in this jar already (rattles jar with what appears to be BB in it).

"I want some hot stuff baby this evening, I want some hot stuff baby tonight"....Beelz's iPhone rings....Beelz picks up.

God: Hey Beelz, how are they hanging?

Beelz: Like two over-excited gondolas in a hurricane. Hi there, Big Guy, what can I do you for?

God: Stop pestering that yokel. You've already got his soul.

Beelz: Errrrmmm, let me take another chunk out of him, just a little one.

God: NO! Look at his face, one more chunk and he'll go tits up....and you know what that means!!

Beelz, now seeing the danger: Ah, Mr. JFK jr,, just keep on what you are doing, I love more dead people.

JFK, jr.: To what was God referring?

Beelz: Nothing, nothing, think no more about it. I try not to.

JFK, jr. confers with aide and looks up aghast: Mr. Beelz, I am not fit for Down There.

Beelz: Ya, I know, but I'll find a place for you with the Prosperity Preachers. Here, try this rattle, its mo' better than yours.

Beelz pulls out magic wand and disapparates back to Down There....the dulcet tones of AC/DC thunder around the conference room...."I'm on the Highway to Hell...."

JFK, jr., now all excited and shaking his new rattle.

St. Peter dials Beelz, "I want some hot stuff baby this evening, I want some hot stuff baby tonight"....Beelz's iPhone rings....Beelz picks up.

St. Pete: Hi there, Beelz, how are they hanging?

Beelz: Like two high school girls excited about the Prom, they can skip rope now. What can I do you for?

St. Pete: What was in that rattle you gave RFK., jr.?

Beelz: The souls of la Presidenta's cabinet.

St. Pete: You Devil!! Every time he shakes it, 10 more Americans die.

Beelz: I like to think of it as new Full Employment Policy. Their alleged administration seems to like it.

No references, so I doubt you known shit about what you are whining about. On the other hand, there are the over 1 million Americans who croaked because of Covid, the mRNA vaccine protected millions from suffering the same fate.

Which Witch Doctor do you use?

For such cutting technology as this, we need to test it using a cutting edge space plane. The U.S. didn't build it to sit on its ass in the hanger, it needs to get out there so la Presidenta can honk on about it ad nauseam and that because of this, he deserves that the Nobel Committee remove Obama's Nobel Prize and give it to him. He also thinks that this will help him in his quest to get into Heaven, and it helps buttress his claim to being a war hero. Which war? It doesn't matter, pick one, pick them all.....Private Bone Spurs is not particular.

Nice way you have of dismissing science.

You: Doctor, I have this pain in my ass, what's the problem?

Doctor: You have Watusi Ass. It is a serious condition.

You: Doctor, Doctor, can it be cured?

Doctor: Well, the data say that if you take these pills, the condition will clear up....about 90 % of the time. The mathematical modeling is imprecise. They are just guessing about the 90 %. Sure, 90 % of patients do pull out of it, if they take the pills, but you cannot count on the science. I cannot tell whether you are in the other 10 %. So my advice to you is skip the pills, it's just science and they have no idea what they are doing.

Doctor: You could also go to see the Witch Doctor up the road from me. He'll believe anything you want to believe. You'll feel better, guaranteed.

No one is saying it will kill us all tomorrow. The grief you hear is for future generations and the critters in the environment.....you know, the ones that hold our kids, the critters, grand-kids, the grand-critters, etc. Get yer mind off your own sorry ass.

Taiwan is immaterial to la Presidenta and the Maggots he has surrounding him. When a trade "deal" finally arrives with China, China will eat the U.S.'s lunch. la Presidenta will whine incessantly he gets no credit for avoiding a war with China. Part of the deal will be that China gets Taiwan and agrees to sell chips to the U.S. at inflated prices. la Presidenta's "companies" will be cut in for their take. He isn't difficult to predict.

"Why would nvidia, AMD, Apple, Qualcomm, Ti etc switch to fabbing their stuff on inferior technology unless something were to happen to TSMC?"

Because la Presidenta will pee on them until they give Intel some of their business. Those companies, being sharp operators, will give Intel some toke business that they will not care about. la Presidenta will honk on wildly about how he "saved" Intel. Everyone wins.....until la Presidenta goes tits up, then Intel goes tits up as well.

That is easily solved, just promise el Bunko a cut of the profits. You won't be able to keep him away. And if we get Putin interested, then it is a slam dunk. Extra credit for poor people who died on the way to the extraction processes.

Now is no time to listen to scientists, they only study science for a living. If we get another pandemic before la Presidenta and his mini-me are out of office, then we can expect Robert Kennedy Jr. to be on national TV dressing in voodoo attire and chanting spells to make the Evil Epidemic Force go back to Hell and all will be safe.

It gets better, the American birthrate is dropping sharply and la Presdienta is shipping the migrants out as fast as he can find them. The migrants hold jobs, pay taxes including Social Security taxes, raise families, etc.

So you might ask, who is going to shore up Social Security? No one. The rich will make sure it isn't them, there won't be enough Americans and there will not be enough immigration to make up the difference. The rich will finally get their dream of ditching SS. They figure if they are mean enough, the poor people will all die off and they will be able to keep their wealth all to themselves with no social responsibility news stories to nag at them.

Actually, yes there is a reason. Refining those minerals is very dirty business. The environmental laws would rack up the costs. But do not fear, another year of la Presidenta and there will be no environmental laws to prevent the pollution that refining those minerals would cause. Make America Stupid Again.

It seems to me a big problem are small hallucinations, ones that easily slip by humans. Those can compound in the readers head to comprise a big hallucination that will not jump up and down naked on the pages shouting, "Look at me!!"

And are these homosexuals in the room with you now?

"punishing shitheads is frowned upon by the Slashdot population" Selective memory. It's easy, only remember what supports your view. Even little kids do it.

Nonsense, if la Presidenta can spring a convicted sex trafficker like Ghislaine Maxwell from prison and the Jan. 6 putsch rioters, someone like Snowden is a piece of cake.....probably give him a place in his alleged administration, say, head of the CIA. He holds the same views as la Presidenta.