Journal damn_registrars's Journal: Counting Heads On A Troll 33
This journal entry is about the "professional troll" red4man - all of them. They have openly admitted that there are more than one, I've been pondering aloud lately how many there might be. I think in the last week I have seen at least four different ones, here they are presented in list form. I will assign descriptive names to each for the sake of keeping them straight more easily.
- the ego-maniac - shows up in any conversation where he thinks he can somehow get attention. Seldom reads what is going on, quickly gets debunked and disappears. His posts are generally short, but rarely sweet.
- the "lover" - short posts, again; generally formatted slightly differently than the ego-maniac. Ends with "love and kisses" - was this the original red4man before the (other) inmates took over the asylum? This one likes to claim to be the "real" red4man when discussing anonymous coward posts.
- Mr. "Too Cool For School" - the longest red4man posts come from this person. They are similar to the ego-maniac in that they love to self-promote, but differ in their style. Mr. "Too Cool For School" prefers to try to beat the reader into boredom/submission by writing long pieces about whatever amuses them. Unfortunately, similar to the two previous, this individual also shows very little desire to strive for true reading comprehension. If he were to read his own posts he would conclude that his own house has no structural support.
- the self-replicator - at least one of the red4man users believes that the red4man schtick is too good for just one UID. They have sprouted up a few accounts targeted at mocking specific users - I am not the only one targeted by this and I suspect I won't be the last either. I would pin this on the ego-maniac but there is no indication that user is devoted enough to setup another email address.
OH YES! YES! YES! (Score:2)
8====m====D~~~~~
Now bring me tribute. Small, unmarked bills in a bag at the dumpster behind the pizza place on State St.
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Could be OH YES YES YES \*/ with a GRAB ME ( . )( . ) ya know.
settle down... (Score:2)
But you still aren't foe'd, so you lost yet again.
And you were grammatically incorrect in your response, at that. It was a journal entry about you (plural), not you (singular). Hence from your perspective it was about "us" not "me". Though you (plural) exceed at failures of that magnitude (and greater) so I won't let that get in the way.
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So once again, you have failed. But that's OK because nobody is surprised.
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My AC trolls do not show up in my comment history
Hence there is no reason to believe you when you claim to have posted them.
Do yourself a favor and quit now - while you are way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way behind. I won't even insist that you admit defeat; just walk away from his conversation that you can't win. You are a troll, I accept that. But you still can't win.
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Do yourself a favor and quit now
Uh, you posted a JE about me first, dumbass, and then said I posted one about you when I didn't. So who's losing?
But you still can't win.
Dumbass thinks I only "win" if he foes me. I WIN EVERYTIME I EN
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Uh, you posted a JE about me first, dumbass, and then said I posted one about you when I did. So who's losing?
There, fixed that for 'ya. Being as you can't disprove my statement, you lost that point. Quite a while ago, actually.
I only "win" if he foes me.
Actually it appears you are presently trying - though desperately failing - to win an argument. Hence you do not win here either.
I WIN EVERYTIME I ENTERTAIN MYSELF!
I guess if you are entertained by making yoursel look like an idiot, then so be it. You still lost the argument, though.
It's been 5 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment
And that should be more than enough time.
Awww, is some shared troll account restricted by karma from posting as often as the rest of us? I would say I feel bad for you, but I do
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Doesn't matter: You can't prove your statement.
Actually it appears you are presently trying - though desperately failing - to win an argument.
I'm presently trying to troll you, and doing a pretty bang-up job.
Now respond to this post and waste more time, dumbass.
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You can't prove your statement
Actually, your actions support my statement quite well.
I'm presently trying to troll you, and doing a pretty bang-up job
You are succeeding only in wasting time space and energy. If your criteria for trolling are that low, then you really need a new hobby.
But at least we agree that you have lost the argument.
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Worst. Troll. Ever.
(Woulda been funnier coming from damn registrars, but he's had five hours and not said it, so I'm jumping in)
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You ignored my anonymous query in your journal, so now I gotta ask here:
Now go fuck a power sander.
Please post an informative youtube video of how you would do this. Thanks.
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But but... imagining you molesting a power sander just isn't the same!
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Please post an informative youtube video of how you would do this. Thanks.
How many of the red4man users would you want in that video? We don't know how many of them have the power sander obsession, after all.
Right now I'm just glad I don't have flash installed on my computer. Please warn me ahead of time if they ever succeed in making that video; I'll make sure to add youtube to my noflash at that point.
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I'd deny it but that wouldn't prove anything, would it?
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For all you know, nizo's one of us...
While that is possible, it is unlikely when you notice that he is aware of the fact that you made up the whole power tool fetish nonsense. It would be equally as likely for me to be a red4man user.
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State St.? Oh for fuck sake, please please tell me we are not in the same fucking city.
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Anything else I can do for ya?
* This statement is for entertainment purposes only and is not intended to treat, diagnose, or cure any disease. If you have an erection lasting more that 4 hours, either contact your doctor or throw a fucking party with the neighborhood bored slutty housewives.
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Dude - seriously - are you in Chicago, or within say 2 hours of it?
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Yup. Southern WI.
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Wow - I just moved from Kenosha last December. :-D LOL
DNFTT (Score:2)
Biters Anonymous [kuro5hin.org]
You forgot one (Score:1)
The Wanker. Has a love for public masturbation and "Confucius say" jokes. All his ideas are counterfeit because he thought them himself.
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The oh-so-wonderful code around here is making it difficult to search through old posts and journal entries at the moment. Though I seem to recall someone who previously wrote a journal entry full of Confucious jokes; and I thought I saw the same person many months prior clue me in to the fact that there are multiple people behind our "professional troll".
Though as for public masterbation, that could potentially be any of a long list of people here...
If memory serves me right, that person told m
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It was Red MuthaFucka, I'm sure of it.
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Oh, so now you're claiming that I'm not one of the Red Foreskins? Ya, right.