Simpsons already solved this problem with the Bear Patrol. Of course, there's always the bear patrol tax, but the bears should pay that.
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This reminds me of the Blood episode of X-Files, but in 1994 it was just red LEDs telling people what to do.

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Thank you for your service.

yes. more or less

In an indirect kind of way, I guess he can blame AI for his job loss.

I guess he couldn't have predicted this happening.

".. and maybe some GPUs to pick up cheap .."

Do you not realize that the hardware going into data centers isn't compatible with consumer interfaces?

When your navy decommissions ships, imagine thinking "Oh, I could buy that ship for cheap and go fishing on a pond with it."

So many bits traveled this cable seeking assistance in resolving a matter.

"... being built on 85 acres of rolling farmland..."

Land that's rolling around will probably create too much vibration for data center components.

Are you being super serial?

So by "honeybees" do we mean, like, actual honeybees, you know, the black and yellow bugs that fly around. Or is "honeybees" a code word for something majorly messed up, kind of like it turns out that the word "pizza" is code for something disturbing. Just asking, because 2026 is, um, you know.

Isn't Green Wave just what's always been called a donut run?

Rich people: we're putting AI into everything, don't call it slop

Also Rich people: wah, I have to deal with AI if I want to spam somebody

hook it up to Clawdbot lol

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