Comment Reason AI agents want "access to money" (Score 1) 29
I'm guessing that "pretty much anything on the internet" will mostly be consumption of pr*n.
Comment Bear Patrol (Score 1) 19
Simpsons already solved this problem with the Bear Patrol. Of course, there's always the bear patrol tax, but the bears should pay that.
https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3F...
Comment Flash forward from 1994 X-Files (Score 2) 131
This reminds me of the Blood episode of X-Files, but in 1994 it was just red LEDs telling people what to do.
https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2F...
Comment Re:Not today (Score 1) 52
Thank you for your service.
Comment Re:Wait a moment! (Score 2) 21
yes. more or less
Comment Re:Genius Idiots (Score 3, Funny) 16
In an indirect kind of way, I guess he can blame AI for his job loss.
Comment Re:Maybe he should've asked (Score 1) 16
I guess he couldn't have predicted this happening.
Comment Re:how can they do that (Score 1) 44
".. and maybe some GPUs to pick up cheap
Do you not realize that the hardware going into data centers isn't compatible with consumer interfaces?
When your navy decommissions ships, imagine thinking "Oh, I could buy that ship for cheap and go fishing on a pond with it."
Comment How long before nigerian prince used it? (Score 2) 32
So many bits traveled this cable seeking assistance in resolving a matter.
Comment Hard drives won't like this location (Score 4, Funny) 24
"... being built on 85 acres of rolling farmland..."
Land that's rolling around will probably create too much vibration for data center components.
Comment Re:A Dave Farber story (Score 1) 17
Are you being super serial?
Comment I'm confused (Score 1) 40
So by "honeybees" do we mean, like, actual honeybees, you know, the black and yellow bugs that fly around. Or is "honeybees" a code word for something majorly messed up, kind of like it turns out that the word "pizza" is code for something disturbing. Just asking, because 2026 is, um, you know.
Comment "Green Wave" new name for old thing (Score 1) 64
Isn't Green Wave just what's always been called a donut run?
Comment Re:It's always funny to me as an American (Score 3, Insightful) 97
Rich people: we're putting AI into everything, don't call it slop
Also Rich people: wah, I have to deal with AI if I want to spam somebody