... a robot that can 'feel' workers but won't replace items.

BREAKING NEWS - rain discovered to be wet.

Incels gotta burnish their incel credentials, apparently.

It's a short, slippery slope from Animatronic Lincoln to Evil Lincoln.

Isn't it?

Don't forget about the millions of Americans who'll be putting those tiny screws into iPhones!

Truly the sorts of jobs Americans long for...

Based on the companies behind code.org, cynical me tends to read between the lines on this two ways.

1. "We need lots more in-country people to go into computer- and AI-related fields - enough to drive the cost of those jobs down as far as possible."

2. "Despite our constantly beating the AI drum, most people don't seem to care about our AI products at all. Maybe we just need more headlines with AI in them..."

Sleeping with a thousand women versus getting bitten by hundreds of venomous snakes... hmm... yeah I'll go with the first option.

Don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen.

On second thought... do.

Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit?

Admiral Crunch??

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission in February paused its case against him, citing public interest.

More likely, the case was "paused" because our Grifter-In-Chief had come into office and saw an opportunity for further personal enrichment.

The president seems to think Isolationism will "make America great again" - but, if he succeeds, it's more likely the end result will be "make America mostly irrelevant outside of its own borders".

In addition to that, there's also the problem that publishing in those less-prestigious journals may not count as much towards getting academic tenure - compared to getting a paper into, say, Science or Nature (depending on your field).

Wow, setting up a strawman and moving the goalposts all in one phrase - well done!

Sounds like DOGE must have gotten involved, then.