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Comment Fuck him (Score 1) 55

Fuck him and the horse he rode on. Fuck his business. Fuck his technology. Fuck his company. Fuck his employees. Fuck his investors. Fuck his government ties. Fuck him defending this shit. Fuck everyone who wants this. Fuck the government for buying into it. Fuck the laws that allow this if they do.

Comment Re:Two more years (Score 1) 127

You're a spineless shitheel so this question is rhetorical but when (and I mean WHEN) Omar's case is dismissed like Comey, Letitia James or hell even the sandwich thrower guy will you walk back your claims, change your position in the face of evidence?

To the reader of course the answer is no because these people are bullshit bad faith conspiracy theorists. Turns out a belief system that can ignore reality can be quite powerful.

Comment Customer Relations. (Score 1, Interesting) 65

Imagine the brand new BoA customer walking into the door..

”So uh, how’s that new AI powered banking goi..oh woah. OK. Don’t usually have F-bombs for breakfast, but THAT good, huh? Well, good luck with that. I hope you guys don’t invest like you AI. I think I’m gonna go find an old fashioned mattress store. Seems safer.”

* walks out *

Comment Holy Shit! Really???? (Score 1) 88

This just in, a report published by a group of people who would be materially harmed by losing business to the EU building its own technical capacity declared it would be costly and unfeasible to ever abandon them.

Up next after the commercial break, we report on how water is wet and grass grows.

Comment Growth by 1,000 Cuts.. (Score 1) 44

The company says its business remains strong..business is strong and growing..but it is facing growing pressure from YouTube, TikTok, and other rivals.

Growing pressure to do what? Make statements about how "strong and growing" business is, and then hack and slash your workforce, because..TikTok trend told you to?

I hope they don't intend on blaming unexpected production costs next, since the name hanging on the side of the production studio reads Netflix Productions.

"Growth by 1,000 Cuts, Is Our Strength in Growing. Might we Strength some more, before fiscal Q4." - 2027 Netflix documentary on Netfli, hey who the hell put this in the Trainwreck section?!?

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