Now we know why they are hell bent on destroying the lives of half a million employees and their families.

You assholes have been throwing a tantrum for ten fucking years because "grab the pussy" was supposed to disqualify Trump's candidacy.

Nobody has ever been more thoroughly defeated in all of human history. It's embarrassing.

And see what the Pokemon shirt crowd thinks: Aww, too bad we don't get to talk about the science part because Slashdot is still crying about Trump.

Let's take all that money we were going to use to do something scientific and instead give it to the 500 pound unemployed single mom with nine kids and a $300 manicure so she can buy Oreos and bongs with it.

We'll still be running Linux 200 years from now.

The only place you'll be able to find Windows in 200 years is in an online encyclopedia...
 
...running on Linux.

The 17th Amendment called. Use code "1913" to retrieve your message.

First they monetized loneliness with OF and Tinder. Then they monetized unemployment with LinkedOut, and now they're monetizing homelessness with Air B and E.

Hey, these are businesses that have to make money, so if they're clubbing kittens to death you have no right to complain. Now we noticed you stopped moving and you aren't spending money so we're going to have to ask you to leave or we're going to call the police and film them beating the shit out of you. Thanks for being our customer.

Won't you be proud after your career of denying jobs to men while you pulled the office train. You'll be in your apartment all alone with sobs echoing in your barren womb for the next 40 years.

Hope it was worth it. The guy you fucked out of a career and a family has nothing but love for you. Say hi to your cats.

Always interesting when someone answers a question that was never asked.

"We left command-line interfaces behind 40 years ago for a reason"

How did that work out for us? Take a look around. The whole world is a slow motion train wreck because of AI and iPhones.

Give me a pound of TARDmeat. Sliced thick.

What stocks should I invest in when we have 40 million starving angry people with nowhere to go in our country?

Microsoft and the communists have something in common. I'm shocked.

How are those layoffs working out for you? Get the last white guy out yet? There's probably some prize money if you do. Hope those thick accents make you feel better. Keep a bucket of cat litter around for the smell.

P.S. I took my skills with me. My software doesn't suck. Eat a wet bag, pigfucker. Say hi to your wife and my kids.

Antichrist.

No doubt this new emperor was paid for by the 19,000 layoffs and the subsequent vampire party with blood coming out of the sprinklers.

Only question is was anyone dressed and did they make hissing noises at each other.

Can I send money to Venmo to get them to never play that goddamn "here we go yo here we go yo" commercial ever again?