Now, this may be foolish, you may have reasons as to why you do not wish to do this, and this may have been suggested to you already: why not post it yourself? I mean, submit it using your ID (or some random ID), change the headline/comments but use the same URL? No one know will know what story came first due to the volume.

Sure, it may seem like a crap thing to do, but if you post something under an anonymous ID how is anyone to know?