Whoop is a bit different from other fitness trackers in that it runs entirely on a subscription membership model.
Any physical product dependent on an online subscription to function lasts only at the company's whim, and no one with a brain should be buying it.
which features a MUCH worse compatibility with modern websites
Compatibility has vastly improved over the last couple of major releases but why would you even know that?
A fork that still sticks to XUL, has a single window model and thus any tab can bring the entire browser down?
'Still' sticks to XUL, which actually extends the browser and is far more powerful than copied-from-Chrome web extensions, which simply made it easier for malware extensions to become cross platform. The largest profusions of malware extensions came after and not before switching to web extensions. The single window model offers a much smaller surface for vulnerabilities than relying on the OS for messaging between multiple memory hogging processes, and it's not as though multi process has made the others crash immune either.
A fork that's barely maintained?
Again, what fucking crack are you smoking? The latest version was less than a month ago. Or does 'maintained' mean 'new version released every week because fuck having nightlies and separate builds, we will copy Google's demented rabid release schedule and keep breaking things' the way the entire end user software industry has gone?
The point is that you do not have to deal with the problem, IT departments do. Therefore, even if you have to use it at work, you are not impacted by this problem.
On the contrary, I'd say I'm even more impacted when I can't make any changes to reverse the crap on a locked down corporate system. For eg, getting rid of the giant start menu and replacing it with Classic shell. It's not just security issues or updates that would only affect an IT dept, it's also the complete disaster for end users that their UI/UX has become starting with Windows 8.
so that we can STARVE FOX NEWS into oblivion
Why Fox news alone, unless the implicit narrative is that except for them, all the other news organizations are total paragons of objectivity and excellent journalism?
all that FUD Moonchild put in
Sure, keeping a browser updated (to stay current with a Google controlled web whose so called standards change every 10 minutes) beyond 2017 or so when the last compatible version of NoScript was released counts as 'FUD'.
It's not as though there isn't a better equivalent.
You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.