Schadenfreude is priceless; no finite amount of money can match it.

Maybe AI (AWKI these days) is worth something after all?

Saudi Arabia is our friend!

The best thing about all these AI stories is they give people a lot more chances for a FP.

Kinda like a /. post.

With permanent DST we won't get the stories twice a year.

They'll need the money to settle all the resulting lawsuits.

> dramatically double it

Don't have to be a profit^w prophet to see that coming.

IQ measurements keep going up.
Autism diagnoses keep going up.
The price of food keeps going up.
People get a year older every year.

Something fishy is going on.

Are they going to chip you, or control your brain by more direct means?

Yes, but think how great the fire sale is going to be for everyone else.

Well, some people think AI will extinctify us within four years, whereas if the IRGC gets nukes they'll figure out like everyone else that they can't actually use them except in self defense without getting erased, so the only difference will be that we won't be able to try crush them anymore.

Yes, tell us how easy the current effort is turning out to be. Someone grabbed a tiger by the tail and can neither subdue it nor let go. The IRGC is probably laughing its ass off.

> Dan Goodin
> Senior Security Editor

Lulz @ ars. Hard to get good help these days, I guess.

> These levels may further drop because Heninger's team did all the coding by hand and used no AI or GPUs in performing the forgeries.

Using a GPU doesn't change the number of bits of useful encryption you have. Whoever wrote this has no understanding of what they're talking about.