It seems there's just never enough opportunity to separate the "elite" from the rest of us slobs, so let's bring back discrimination on public transit.
Ms. Parks would be soooooo pleased.

that Little Jimmy from next door who hasn't left his mother's living room couch in 15 years is now in charge of getting thousands of people safely out of the air. Yeah, it makes me just want to jump on a plane right now and see where I wind up... NOT.

we found a genre of ads that even Facebook wouldn't run. I wonder if Elmo's Xitter will follow suit.

are you listening?

until you drop dead. Your call is "Important" to us!

What they need to do is stop every damn "security update" from breaking username/password authentication on existing small LANs!!!

the thing is an atrocity. disappearing sys drives is just one of many issues with it, and Redmond sure seems to be dragging their ass getting around to fixing it.
it completely breaks username/password authentication on my simple LAN, so I uninstalled it. Let's see how March's update does...

Elon Musk

told ya so.

the aliens have become very good at hiding their existence from self-immolating viruses.

so it falls toward the Earth just because it likes that direction?

"The Administrator shall not initiate the de-orbit of the ISS until the date on which a commercial low-Earth orbit destination has reached an initial operational capability."
So Cruz and the other senators on the committee think they can tell gravity to wait until they are ready? Surprise!

the water? Where will they get replacements for the millions of gallons of water they waste everyday?
you cant buy that at the big hardware store...

... and their leader DOES look like Winnie the Pooh!

This, right after Secretary Hogsbreath threatened their precious toy. Go fig.