"I shouldn't have to lock my car in my own driveway." lol.. where do you live that you think you don't need to lock up your possessions?

you must not be single.. chicks like to text..

you can text for free with gmail too.. you just have to text people first since it's not a static # (at least i dont think)

Pirated 128kbps MP3s? Dude you can easily pirate 24bit FLAC recordings of vinyl, reel to reel, etc

Are you really trying to claim this girl is expressing her opinion? It's harassment, plain and simple.

I think Mario Teaches Typing would be a better joke in this case ;)

Yeah it's impossible to get in a comfortable position to use the viewscreen and the 3D effects give me eye strain after a while.

The Virtual Boy didn't have a "proper" Mario platformer, though it had "Mario Clash" and "Mario Tennis". It had a Wario platform game though, which was probably the best game for the system. The game was primarily 2D as well and could have easily been a regular Game Boy game

Iwata Asks is a great interview series for anyone who is a fan of old school Nintendo. I really love the talks with the developers and hearing how they came up with the ideas and the working conditions at the time. I taught myself assembly for 6502 so I could program the NES and after reading this series I know just how much easier to program NES games today than it was back then.

how do they work?

yep, sounds familiar.. I had a shell account in 1994.. I recall at one point finding this program which you could run on your shell account and it would give you SLIP access to the net. At the time, SLIP cost a lot more than a shell account.

You spit a third of the world's sperm onto your macbook?

your girlfriend can change my cat's litterbox if she wants

It's written by the guy who wrote the myspace virus so it's not really surprising

way to spoil it for everyone else ;)