Who gives a fuck? Gambling on future outcomes is for idiots and exploiters. "The only winning move is to not play"

Let's see how virtual employees respond to a return-to-office policy.

Time to use Firefox again

On the internet, noone knows your diet is primarily donut-based.

I wonder if this will gradually evolve into a robot-chases-human event :-)

Is the department with responsibility for ensuring water remains wet, also under attack from team orange-doge ?

One might question how the status quo can be maintained under these conditions!

Tldr: everyone acting in self interest.

If only there were some way to align the interests of everyone.

It's making it difficult for us to have the level of control over others we are accustomed to. We need military-backed political action to get things back the way we like them.

79 arrests, high five. Oh wait, 1,799,921 to go...

Why are we only watching one ad at once? Multitasking for the win! AdGrid.com !

It seems desire to sell stuff is funding almost everything these days. Who knows how the world will look if we need to start paying for things we want! Perhaps there's no incentive to fix it...

tldr ;P

$550B - awesome!! Finally, they can afford to implement nested comments \o/

Using your idle TV as a billboard.