what does it do?

newer devices are water-resistant, so it seems like high-humidity would be a mark against using an older device... But it is nice to keep supporting old devices.

Gruber made? Because of the volume of iPhone sales Apple is limited in what they can put in the phone. By selling a Pro model at a price that will lower that volume they can put components in the phone that they couldn't otherwise. maybe someone else mentioned this, but all the posts I'm seeing is "ha stoopid apple fanbois" I gotta get some better friends.

same

turn your phone off before you get arrested

um... you mean, hardware sales?

more like keeps himself regular

Instead of "increased by 1000%"

or whatever the correct multiplier is... I'm always off figuring those out.

there's one in my pocket right now

spoiler alert!

n/t

something worth telling users about until they install the fix that came out a couple months ago.

wow, you have awful friends

If you break an external case for your phone you can usually buy a new case for much less than the cost of a new phone, if you happen to break your "indestructible" phone you have to buy a new phone.

Screen protectors are pretty worthless (at least in my experience)

I also use no case (or a minimal case from time to time) myself, so I'm glad that I have the option to buy a nice thin phone that isn't "indestructible"

How many marketing gimmicks do YOU respond to. I think I remember getting a spam text, once. But I'm not certain it even happened once.