Subject	Datestamp		Replies			Score
ACKSHUALLY	Wednesday September 30, 2026 @12:14AM					2
attached to Firefox Redesign Brings Round Tabs, New Themes, and Compact Mode
Three shortly	Sunday September 20, 2026 @06:09PM					2
attached to The Brain Is Actually Two Completely Separate Organs
Re:Gamers Nexis fires back	*Sunday September 13, 2026 @04:52PM					2
attached to LG Responds to TV Spying Allegations
Re:Hospital	*Wednesday September 09, 2026 @07:20PM					2
Re:81 remote code execution? WTF?	*Wednesday September 09, 2026 @07:03PM					2
attached to Microsoft Breaks Another Patch Tuesday Record
It's just capitalist competition bro...	*Friday September 04, 2026 @11:35PM					2
attached to Auto Companies Call For Ban On Chinese-Made Cars
That's pretty old.	*Wednesday September 02, 2026 @11:05PM					2
attached to CERN Transitioning From RHEL To Debian
CIA is rogue	*Friday May 29, 2026 @05:59PM					2
attached to FBI Arrests CIA Official With $40 Million In Gold Bars In His Home
Chrome?	*Friday May 08, 2026 @04:51PM		2			2
attached to Chrome Silently Installs a 4GB AI Model On Your Device Without Consent
Re:Of course?	*Saturday April 25, 2026 @12:22AM					2
attached to Warner Bros Shareholders Approve Paramount's $81 Billion Takeover
Colonel Philip Corso's book...	*Tuesday April 14, 2026 @02:16PM		1			2
attached to Air Force Pushed Out UFO Investigator
Just noticing this?	*Thursday April 09, 2026 @09:50PM					2
attached to Mozilla Accuses Microsoft of Sabotaging Firefox With Windows and Copilot Tactics
No.	*Tuesday March 10, 2026 @12:01AM					2
attached to Samsung Wants To Let You Vibe Code Your Galaxy Phone Experience
Great job everyone!	*Monday March 09, 2026 @10:42PM					2
attached to EA Lays Off Staff Across All Battlefield Studios Following Record-Breaking Battlefield 6 Launch
Re:SETI Is Stoopid	*Monday March 09, 2026 @08:15AM		1			2
attached to New SETI Study: Why We Might Have Been Missing Alien Signals
inventing the wheel... again	*Friday March 06, 2026 @09:57PM					2
attached to Mozilla Is Working On a Big Firefox Redesign
Wow	*Friday February 13, 2026 @11:50PM					2
attached to Meta's New Patent: an AI That Likes, Comments and Messages For You When You're Dead
Waste of compute time.	*Thursday January 08, 2026 @09:01PM					2
attached to Google Is Adding an 'AI Inbox' To Gmail That Summarizes Emails
do we know	*Thursday December 25, 2025 @04:53PM					2
attached to Microsoft Says It's Not Planning To Use AI To Rewrite Windows From C To Rust
Re:The Chinese Way	*Friday December 12, 2025 @12:56AM					2
attached to UC Berkeley Professor Uses Secret Camera To Catch PhD Candidate Sabotaging Rival
With AI	*Thursday November 20, 2025 @06:31PM		1			2
attached to American Kids Can't Do Math Anymore
Nationalize silicon,	*Monday August 25, 2025 @02:55PM		1			4, Insightful
attached to Intel Warns US Equity Stake Could Trigger 'Adverse Reactions'
yes but...	*Tuesday August 12, 2025 @11:09PM		1			2
attached to Cornell Researchers Develop Invisible Light-Based Watermark To Detect Deepfakes
*takes billions of government dollars*	*Monday August 11, 2025 @10:33PM					2
attached to Trump Calls Intel CEO a 'Success' After Demanding Resignation

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