Perhaps this is your parting gift before leaving us for a while again? I guess it makes sense that your last joke should be hypocrisy... with a side of empty rhetoric, of course!

If you can't see the hypocrisy (and your actually pretty good at making it obvious on this one), the hint is that you can't do that without attacking something else that is near and dear to the conservative heart. But of course, he knows that, which is why it is funny.

No, you are not a real conservative. And what you write here is not thinking. What you write here is not logical enough to come from someone intelligent enough to write on slashdot; at least not if they were expressing their own thoughts.

I give you credit; for a while I thought you actually believed what you wrote here. But there is just no way that we could possibly believe that anymore. Your posts are just a long series of logical contradictions (and that is stretching the definition of "logical" quite dramatically), seemingly just trying to draw attention at how vacuous the conservative agenda is.

That is exactly the kind of character we have grown to expect from you; baseless statements that you will refuse to back up in any way shape or form. After all, facts are known to have a liberal bias; so to do a good job of portraying a conservative nutjob you must avoid them at all cost.

Don't ever change your act...

Well come over here and give me a deep, passionate kiss then.

You know you want to.

I confirm that the info is in your other pants. I went through your laundry after I went through your trash. Found some toenail clippings in there, I'll keep those right next to the sink where I wash my hands 800 times a day.

Because while I'm a stalker, I'm also OCD.

YOU DOWN WITH OCD! Yeah, you know me! YOU DOWN WITH OCD! Yeah, you know me! YOU DOWN WITH OCD! Yeah, you know me! YOU DOWN WITH OCD! Yeah, you know me!

This hand up my ass hurts me so good.... oh look, moderation didn't change.

Ahh. You are trying so hard to land your worthless name on my foes list, again. But I won't give you idiots that honor. Go troll somewhere else; you're not interesting, you're not amusing, and you're not worthy of what you seek. Perhaps you can pick up a freak somewhere else.

Besides, your game has been so damned inconsistent lately that you're more likely to lose fans than gain freaks. You guys need to get yourselves all on the same page; you really just look silly right now.

See Red, even though I dearly want to hate you, I just can't because I'm so attracted to you and all you are.

And that is why whenever you post here, even if it's just to make a wisecrack at my expense, I write paragraph after paragraph of a long winded, droll, rambling statements that don't say anything at all, despite the word count.

But you were thinking it!

*KISS*KISS*~!

Better than one person using multiple accounts, eh?

I'll let you in on a secret. Everyone knows your sockpuppets. We're laughing our asses off at you, and you don't get it. You think you're being clever, but... you're just a dumbass.

Guess I didn't get the memo.
Want me to take it down?

Just a friendly comment: if it is true that he made a spoof account
Yes, I did.

I suspect it is more because you're incredibly easy to troll,
Yes, he is. And I'm a lazy fucker as Captain Splenda here will attest...

not because he's "enveloped in his hatred" of you.

I keep trying to tell him that.

I've been watching the two of you for a while, and honestly, I don't think you "get" where Red's coming from,

He doesn't.

and you're letting him get to you just a little too much.

Again, I've been trying to tell him that.

I bet he now accuses you of being me.

LOVE AND KISSES,
Red

Now, do you want to take it in the mouth, vagina, or ass tonight, sweetiepie?
I'm willing to take it in all three, Red. You're such a sweet, gentle lover that I can't wait to let you take me in anyway you want. My loins burn with passion for you. You are all man, and everything I wish I was.

I love you, Red.

But now, someone that I have pissed off has kicked it up a notch.
I'm not pissed off. But you apparently are.

Dumbass.

LOVE AND KISSES,
Red

The conservatives don't allow feedback in their journals from anyone they don't like anyways, which of course is why they seldom if ever post anywhere else.

Because if they did, I'd be there, frothing at the mouth and making those idiots look like Rhodes Scholars by comparison.