Give me a thick-ass phone with a month-long battery life and a derpy potato camera.

never. Long after this pantsload of a nickel and dime shakedown fails miserably, I will continue to remember that Volkswagen is the kind of company who would even consider attempting to cheat its own customers for what amounts to pocket change, so I won't be even approaching a dealership. Thanks for letting me know because I previously had been thinking of Volkswagen as trustworthy. I'm glad I've learned before I made a huge mistake.

They helped fund the guy who is FAMOUSLY disloyal to even his most devoted followers, and they got their faces ate. Luckily, there's a way out for Apple, which is to invest a billion dollars into Trump's meme-coin. That will buy them at least two or three months of tariff relief.

What the fuck is happening, though, seriously? How is it that even mega-corporations are super-fine with losing billions in service to this grifter, as long as they get nothing in return?

The overall quality of Meta's apps has ALWAYS been shit.

I searched for something random on Google a few months ago and got ZERO results. Literally nothing. It wasn't even trying to do a keyword search, it just decided there was nothing to sell me so there was no point in returning a result. That was basically the last day I used Google as a search engine.

This is just going to make it WAY easier to appeal the sentence.

Because I'm not a fucking moron.

What the fuck, just hire a good software engineer and they'll learn COBOL fine, exactly how they learned every other language they know, and then they'll maintain the code for you. It's so weird how people treat is like ancient magic as if people can't just learn it. The ACTUAL problem is multi-billion dollar corporations don't want to spend a single dime on a dedicated COBOL maintainer's salary because that would be less money for stock buybacks.

"Yes, there really is no other place to test it. Also, it can't be completed without an allowance of at least three, maybe four margaritas per research scientist per day. It's what the science demands."

and make sure it doesn't make mistakes. It pays minimum wage.

Instead of fighting against it we should be welcoming it by rapidly restructuring our society to be ready for an abundance economy. When we have real robot butlers/slaves that do everything a human can do, but better and cheaper, the concept of manual labor has ended. We need to start preparing for that today, not after the bread riots start.

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Make it happen, ASAP. Spend all AI money on this and nothing else. This is what AI is for.

There's no way that plan can go wrong. Do it right now.

Big ball's is going to give it a quick ocular pat-down and then it's straight into production.