which half.

let's criminalize fiction books ... and movies ... and pickup lines. No lie is too small!

is probably the best place to "discuss" the proper valuation of reddit as a public traded company

The governing body investigation did not find that he didn't cheat - it instead said they could not conclude that he did cheat. The distinction matters because the first statement implies a proof of innocence, which was not given, but instead the conclusion of a statistical analysis, by a single person, was that it could not be shown *from the data they looked at* that cheating did occur.

Lance Armstrong won seven medals before finally being caught.

...was an imagination of a dystopian future where the government watches you constantly, but the truth is turning out to be far worse. It's a future where advertisers convince you that you really want to buy cargo planes full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.

The 5G mind control implants have got this covered.

work with me here ... pay off their student loans.

has 31 trillion reasons to keep you distracted.

"So this leaves it to interpretation."

And the body Constitutionally mandated to provide interpretation has done so.

The only failures in all this are the usual 535 layabouts who can't write a clear law.

apologize in person to each affected customer, one at a time ... alphabetically.

The Empire Chats Back

says no rules of physics have been defied.

If it's Constitutional to do so then make it illegal ... and if not then stay the fuck out of it.

... to predict when Google will drop this project like a hot potato like everything else outside of search and mail.

to accidentally learn something.