Furthermore, why do 28 thousand government workers each need 30GB of disk space?
They need them to store the 100-page AI-generated weekly reports they need to submit to justify not being replaced by AI.
If it's an everyday occurrence then it's not news any more. The US has up to 50,000 gun deaths a year, more than most of the world's war zones. And it's normal. Nothing to see here, too soon to talk about gun control, thoughts and prayers.
Also, a rule of thumb for combat casualties is 4 wounded for every 1 dead (actual figures range from 2:1 to 13:1), which would mean a quarter of a million combat casualties a year in the US... which isn't in a war. So a couple of children being shot isn't news, it's just business as usual.
Yeah, the writeup reads like any number of audio golden-ears reviews where the new gadget is always vastly clearer, more distinct, better soundstage, etc than the previous, which that was vastly clearer, more distinct, better soundstage, etc, than its predecessor, which in turn was vastly clearer, more distinct, better soundstage, etc than the one before. Which makes you wonder why they spent $10,000 on the previous model if it was so obviously inferior.
And then a non-golden-ears person does an A/B test on the same gear and can't tell the difference no matter how hard they try.
Wasn't the Sharpie the preferred writing instrument for NASA astronauts?
Dunno, but it's certainly the preferred writing instrument for redirecting hurricanes.
In any case you don't need to worry about it, if the NSA really wants to listen in they can just use their
or even their
It's a good thing they haven't got their
running yet or you wouldn't even be able to read this.
Texas Stock Exchange [...] as well as exchange-traded products, known as ETPs, and corporate listings,
Y'all watch this!
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.