"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread." Anatole France

Managers are reassured by the presence of numbers even if the numbers are meaningless. My boss' boss has never attended a scrum meeting but he uses the sum of individual story points to rate developers performance at the end of the year.

There's also insider "not trading" where you don't execute a trade you would have otherwise, based on insider knowledge. Very difficult to prosecute.

Stephen Friedman made 3 million insider trading goldman sachs stock while on the boards of Goldman Sachs AND the Federal Reserve. I reported him to the SEC on their insider trading web page, but I think they were taking a nap at the time.

Someone explain to me how a hairline scratch on the nuclear core is going to redirect the bomb off course.

Apple and Goldman Sachs, what's not to love?

Then because employee data had been compromised they offered two years of Equifax monitoring lol.

My employer was calling it a "network outage" for two weeks before they finally admitted it was ransomware. I actually read about the attack online before the president and cto fessed up to us employees.

Semiconductors are Taiwan's biggest export and China can underprice them forever.

They're pretty productive; they got $14 million out of the university of arizona for useless advice.

I cannot find 100W equivalent bulbs at the store, even in LED or halogen.

Purpose is to impoverish Taiwan by taking over their most important export.

In the S&L crisis in the 80's, more than 1000 bankers went to jail but since then bankers have reformed their ways and no bankers are going to jail anymore.

Yeah, let's go with Chase, which has paid 36 billion in fines for the fraudulent schemes it got caught at.

Did they inclue the quote about "28% of the male population of the United States could be the father", that's my favorite. Words to live by, indeed.