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by agent on Saturday February 08, 2025 @02:20AM (#65151379) Attached to: Quantum Teleportation Used To Distribute a Calculation

Did they contact the 7th Dimension?

by agent on Monday December 09, 2024 @10:57PM (#65002447) Attached to: Musicians Rally Behind Internet Archive in $621 Million Music Label Battle

Hire the Hell's Angels for "security".
Rough up them dam dirty hippies. Teach them how to not be weak, an to live free or die.
Fuck it, let's ride.

I hear Q anon is back.

by agent on Wednesday September 06, 2023 @10:08AM (#63827514) Attached to: China Bans iPhone Use for Government Officials at Work

Canâ(TM)t remotely spy on the iPhone?

by agent on Monday August 28, 2023 @04:32AM (#63802704) Attached to: US Air Force Tests an AI -Powered Drone Aircraft Prototype

It's Mr. King's world and were just living in it.

by agent on Saturday July 16, 2022 @11:32PM (#62709090) Attached to: IPhone Sales Banned In Colombia

Telepathy is where it is at.

by agent on Thursday June 30, 2022 @06:09PM (#62663912) Attached to: New Algorithm Can Predict Future Crime a Week In Advance, With 90% Accuracy

Been there, done that.

by agent on Wednesday June 15, 2022 @12:42AM (#62620110) Attached to: China Says It May Have Detected Signals From Alien Civilizations

"signal not noise" -Coward Anonymous

by agent on Monday May 23, 2022 @10:23PM (#62560294) Attached to: EPA Opens Applications For Its $5 Billion Clean School Bus Program

Have kids stand far away from the tail pipe!

by agent on Saturday May 21, 2022 @12:20AM (#62553956) Attached to: Google's AI Is Smart Enough To Understand Your Humor

Did you hear the one about the culinary student? They shot him in the melon!

by agent on Monday April 11, 2022 @09:47PM (#62438394) Attached to: How do you use Twitter?

I have an account and it is locked.

by agent on Monday April 11, 2022 @09:44PM (#62438380) Attached to: Biden Announces New 3D Gun Regulation

no.

by agent on Sunday January 16, 2022 @11:15PM (#62179229) Attached to: Is It Wrong To Mock People Who'd Opposed Covid Vaccines and Then Died of Covid?

by agent on Friday January 07, 2022 @01:59PM (#62152395) Attached to: 'All My Apes Gone': NFT Theft Victims Beg For Centralized Saviors

I am beginning to remember why I stopped reading articles and posting comments here.

by agent on Wednesday December 29, 2021 @05:16PM (#62126097) Attached to: Attackers in China Using Open-source Log4j Flaw

Dirty Sanchez

by agent on Thursday December 09, 2021 @12:35PM (#62063113) Attached to: Over 40 Million People Had Health Information Leaked This Year

I don't get sick and I am going to live forever!