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Comment Re:Wrong. Just more Apple enshittification (Score -1) 77

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday June 24, 2025 @03:52PM (#65473253) Attached to: iPhone Customers Upset By Apple Wallet Ad Pushing F1 Movie

You are a moron. Complete and total. No wonder your family hates you.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday June 24, 2025 @03:50PM (#65473245) Attached to: iPhone Customers Upset By Apple Wallet Ad Pushing F1 Movie

Shut up you fucking moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday June 23, 2025 @08:13AM (#65469435) Attached to: Volkswagen's Autonomous 'ID Buzz' Robotaxi Is Ready, And Cities And Companies Can Buy Them Soon

shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday June 23, 2025 @08:10AM (#65469423) Attached to: 'Unprecedented' Detail: Vera Rubin Space Telescope Releases First Images from Its 3,200-Megapixel Camera

a Paul Reubens flesh telescope?

by cyborg_monkey on Friday June 20, 2025 @08:44AM (#65463185) Attached to: DOJ Files To Seize $225 Million In Crypto From Scammers

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday June 19, 2025 @02:55PM (#65461555) Attached to: Amazon Orders Employees To Relocate To Seattle and Other Hubs

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday June 16, 2025 @01:10PM (#65453467) Attached to: Trump Organization Announces Mobile Plan, $499 Smartphone

Another Trump window-licker. Great.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday June 16, 2025 @10:50AM (#65452971) Attached to: Walmart's Drone Deliveries Expand, Now in Five Different US States

You're a fucking moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday June 16, 2025 @10:28AM (#65452925) Attached to: WhatsApp Introduces Ads in Its App

It actually is, fuckwit. Grow a sack.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday June 11, 2025 @02:13PM (#65442951) Attached to: Wikipedia Pauses AI-Generated Summaries After Editor Backlash

Shut up you dipshit.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday June 11, 2025 @02:08PM (#65442933) Attached to: Disney, NBCU Sue AI Image Generator Midjourney Over Copyright Infringement

Wow, how insightful.

p.s. you're a moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday June 05, 2025 @08:07AM (#65429132) Attached to: American Science & Surplus Is Fighting For Its Life

Do some research you ignorant fuckwit. Your stupidity belongs on Reddit.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday June 05, 2025 @08:03AM (#65429122) Attached to: Missions To Mars With Starship Could Only Take Three Months

yeah, you're a cunt.

by cyborg_monkey on Friday May 30, 2025 @09:25AM (#65416325) Attached to: 'E-Tattoo' Could Track Mental Workload For People In High-Stake Jobs, Study Says

Don't be a dipshit.

by cyborg_monkey on Friday May 30, 2025 @09:22AM (#65416305) Attached to: Scientists Have Clear Evidence of Martian Atmosphere 'Sputtering'

Go back to sleep, you're boring.

p.s. you're also a fuckwit.