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Journal by SolemnDragon on Wednesday April 26, 2006 @12:50PM

blinder: (waking up at 1230 for no reason at all) Solemn!

solemn: (blearily) WHAT? is everything oke?

blinder: Did you eat dinner?

solemn: ??? Of course i ate dinner. You cooked it for me!

blinder: Oh, all right. Just checking. (falls fast asleep again.)

****

We have a total of at least 10 WoW characters. None is above level 41. All but two are level 27 or lower.

****

We call juice boxes, "fruit boxes." 'Cause they're full of juice, and juice is made from fruit, right?

****

He gets soymilk.

I get brussels sprouts.

Everybody's happy.

****

solemn: I had an idea.

blinder: let's hear it.

solemn: what if we don't go to work, and instead go to the park and play?

blinder: Yay!

solemn: Damn it, i was kidding.

blinder: :(

****

blinder: read this.

solemn: Change this sentence, it sounds as if i only communicate with the people's heads, not the heads of departments.

blinder: maybe the text isn't what needs correcting.

****

solemn: can dinner be a cookie?

blinder: Of course.

solemn: You're bad for me.

blinder: what, you don't like cookies? Do you want some ice cream instead?

****

We watched several episodes of "the deadliest catch." Blinder for the rugged individualism. Me, for the irony involved in us watching a show about people getting hurt catching other animals when we are vegetarians who don't consider the caught animals to be food.

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blinder: it's kind of like that scene in [obscure movie)

solemn: What?

blinder: You know, the movie with [popular actor]

solemn: who's he?

blinder: he was in [popular movie].

solemn: I never heard of that.

blinder: [popular movie]? [popular actor]?

solemn: doesn't ring any bells

*blinder shakes head sadly*

****

blinder: he was in that movie with [popular actor]

solemn: didn't he play [wrong role]

blinder: no. that was [other actor]

solemn: i thought he was the one who was in [wrong movie].

blinder: no, that was [other popular actor]

solemn: really? I thought that was [other actor]

blinder: no, you're thinking of [other movie]

solemn: oh.

blinder: Do you want to watch any of those sometime?

solemn: No, i think i liked my casting better.

****

solemn: (at 7 AM) You'd better get ready to go, or you'll be in big trouble.

blinder: in little china?

****

solemn: i don't want to go to work today

blinder: all right. I'll send the stunt doubles.

****

blinder: This is a charming little movie.

solemn: (half an hour later) this movie goes nowhere!!!

blinder: isn't that charming?

****

thanks to ellem, we very frequently use the words, "scarf narf num," and "i used a spoon."

****

solemn: i have a fever again

blinder: you sure do. it must be saturday night already.

solemn: what?

blinder: Saturday night fever!

solemn: :/

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How does he say (Score:2)

by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:

:(

Sol: We're out of gluten free gluten.

Blinder: Colon left parentheses!

Sol: Oh, don't be sad! I used a spoon.

Blinder: Scarf narf num.
- Re:How does he say (Score:2)
  
  by turg ( 19864 ) * writes:
  
  No. People who have to eat a gluten-free diet don't want to talk about colons.
  - Re:How does he say (Score:2)
    
    by SolemnDragon ( 593956 ) * writes:
    
    too true.
    
    He mostly just makes the sad face.
    
    solemn: we're out of pseudo-gluten.
    
    blinder: do you want some nongluten instead?
    
    solemn: no, i like the pseudo-gluten. It goes better with the pseudo-meat and your soy pseudo-milk.
    - You two are a double dose of strange (Score:2)
      
      by Engineer-Poet ( 795260 ) writes:
      
      and I mean that in a GOOD way.
      Most "normal" people think I'm strange, but my usual stuff is bloody normal compared to the antics you come up with!
And to think I watch (Score:2)

by Marxist Hacker 42 ( 638312 ) * writes:

Those are dangerous- but nothing compared with the Oregon Dwarves [wikipedia.org]. Still, as an Oregon carnivore, I prefer my crab to be Dungenis, fresh caught, by me, using nothing but a crab ring.
blinder (Score:2)

by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) * writes:

is a quick one. i'm STILL laughing at the "I'm feeling light-headed" comment. :D

saturday night... *SNORT!*
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by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) * writes:

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- Re:Big fun in the solemnblinder household (Score:2)
  
  by blinder ( 153117 ) * writes:
  
  heh... yeah, we can be pretty silly. of course there's the time i turn the corner and notice the little dragon curled up on top of this enormous box (the one containing her new toy box, er, craftsmen toolchest). i think the comment from her was, "i wanted to do that since we got this."
  
  there's also the random warner brothers/looney toons songs being spontaniously rendered. and the kermit the frog "yeeeaaaayyyy!" arms dangling thing :)
  
  oh oh oh! and my favorite. if you are at our apartment... all you need to d
  - Re:Big fun in the solemnblinder household (Score:2)
    
    by SolemnDragon ( 593956 ) * writes:
    
    er, yes. We are silly. And together, we are silly squared.
    
    And the kitten rap. Mustn't forget the kitten rap.
    
    you'll be smitten
    cause i'm da kitten
    yo
    
    i like the dairy, yo
    rhymin in stereo...
    - Re:Big fun in the solemnblinder household (Score:2)
      
      by dubiousdave ( 618128 ) * writes:
      
      Oooooh! Kitten wrap would be great. It would cut down on the shedding, which would help with allergies and cleaning load.
It's one-freaking-AM, and... (Score:2)

by Tau Zero ( 75868 ) writes:

you made me laugh out loud.
i think i need to rest... (Score:1)

by Timex ( 11710 ) * writes:

I read:

solemn: (at 7 AM) You'd better get ready to go, or you'll be in big trouble.

blinder: in little china?
...except I read blinder saying, "in nekonron china"...

Bonus points, if you catch the reference without the aid of a search engine. :)

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