Journal SolemnDragon's Journal: secrets of solemnblinder's house 10
solemn: Can you grab that box and put it over there?
blinder: Are you asking for a Chaaalllleeeeeennnnnnge????
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blinder: What would you like for breakfast, dragon?
solemn: I'll have a small hamlet, supersize the thatched roof?
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solemn: what should we have for dinner?
blinder: ice cream.
solemn: No, i'm being serious.
blinder: So am i. ICE CREAM.
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blinder: I think i'll go to the grocery store.
solemn: Bring a bat
blinder: why?
solemn: because i'm going to threaten you for not bringing your jacket
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solemn: i'm the size of a house! i don't fit in my clothes!
blinder: And that's why they don't let dragons build houses.
solemn: because we're plump?
blinder: because you're blind.
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solemn: what's blue and is on the floor where you'll step on it?
blinder: (freezing) aaack! what?
solemn: Your laptop. Except for the blue, i made that part up. Don't step on your computer.
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kitten snores.
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There are seven boxes of cereal in our kitchen cupboard.
And blinder doesn't eat breakfast.
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We watch approximately four hours of cartoons a week.
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Blinder drinks diet caffeine free pepsi.
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We try to keep two things in the house at all times. Pepsi for him, apples for me.
It's true, apples do taste better when freshly cut up.
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Sometimes we look out the window and try to see what our neighbours are having for dinner.
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solemn: i can't find the remote
blinder: did you eat the remote again?
solemn: Apparently so.
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solemn: Are those cookies dragonsafe?
blinder: Yes. But... you'll hate them. They're horrible. Absolutely awful. Here, i'd better finish them off just so you don't eat one by mistake (scarf narf num.)
solemn: share the cookies!
blinder: i can see you're failing to appreciate my self-sacrifice!!
solemn: sacrifice cookies! (grabbing the box)
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we own a broom, two sticky rollers, two swiffers, two dusters, and two brush/dustpan combos... all of which we bought AFTER moving in together.
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fluh? (Score:2)
Why not just drink water? Or air? Why not just not drink anything?
Re:fluh? (Score:2)
Re:fluh? (Score:1)
Heh. I get my salt water straight from the source: the Atlantic Ocean. (It tastes better from Casco Bay.)
SarahAnnAlien on Software (Score:1)
True story from yesterday:
Yes, of course I talk to myself while I write code... um, doesn't everybody?
What's worse, it wasn't even an Enumeration, it was just an array [javaalmanac.com].
Oh, and on Saturday I attacked someone with a raisin. Well, attacked is maybe too strong of a word... but I did wave it around in a rather threatening manner!
Re: (Score:2)
Re:Now, this, see, *this* is funny! (Score:2)
boiled football leather!
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Sounds like my house. (Score:1)
Me: NullaDog, did you eat the Tivo remote again?
Nulla: [blank look, head tilt]
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Benny: *mumble from the other room about something*
Me: Yes, I would like you to make me dinner tonight, thanks for asking.
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Me: Come see the violence inherent in the system!
Benny: (from across the house) What did you trip over this time?
Me: I didn't trip! That chair LEAPT out in front of me!
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We've had ice cream for dinner.
Recently.
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Weird? (Score:2)
So, this is the only thing that I find remotely weird..... everything else makes me feel completely comfortable and at home. I *knew* I liked you guys.
The fallen/me house (Score:1)
fallen: Food!
Tammy: What kind of food?
fallen (beaming and quite proud of himself): Cooked food!
Pregnant Tammy: I'm so hungry!
fallen: Why yes, the music is from Southern Hungary.