Spicy take but you aren’t exactly wrong.

Why only waste time occasionally when technology will help you waste time constantly?

This is not a joke - some of my coworkers set up a Teams channel specifically for talking about dogs, cats, and babies. I have stayed out of it - like you, if I want human interaction I go visit the front office or generally walk around the building (or, on WFH days, go play fetch with the dogs for a few minutes). Plus, I need to get actual work done and having that channel ping constantly would not help.

And, when I REALLY want to kill time, there's always Slashdot...

No. Larry Ellison is a well known piece of shit. If you support him then fuck you too,b because you're also a piece of shit, just like everyone who voted for the orange child rapist.

You realize that even Dirty Harry is woke? At the end of the movie he realizes he went too far and throws his badge in the river.

IME it mostly works now. It's always slow and stupid and the UI is crap, but most of the features work most of the time

No, most people do not have a motherboard TPM, it's in the CPU.

But how else are you supposed to get your daily dose of pet news and stories about your co-workers' kids?

When did this allegedly happen? I've been using Teams for quite a few years, but I managed to miss the period when it improved.

I have to use Teams on a daily basis, and I share your opinion regarding the software.

Spying is a primary use of AI and it makes spying on more people more feasible.

It's the rapeublicans who are raping children. Literally marrying children so they can rape them.

Did not read your defense of child rape

Toblerones are messy enough at current temperatures...

All fifteen are now listed as Founders by Tesla. They're also all Chief Engineers at SpaceX.