You can take bottles of water on planes. I did it just last week.

The trick is you can't take them through the security checkpoint.

Just pick up a bottle of water in the terminal. Yes, it's more expensive, like everything in the airport.

I got this one years ago and it burned itself into my brain, it was so bizarre...

"Sweet young p***y, stuffed with pony"

STUFFED? With PONY? I mean, that implies a third-party being involved, to do the aforementioned stuffing. I mean, no one really self-stuffs, right?

I've been telecommuting the past few years so I don't get to bike to work. :( BUT I can bug out during the day and do laps around my neighborhood on my roadie, so that helps. :)

The one time I was regularly biking to work was a several-month stretch in Portland, after moving there with a net startup which croaked some months later. :(

I was fortunate in that way - the ride was only about 25 blocks, a good portion of which a) had a bike lane, and b) was slightly downhill going in. So the ride to work was not strenuous, hence I didn't even have a chance to get sweaty at all. And the ride home was uphill, and I would often push it riding home, to get that little workout.