You can take bottles of water on planes. I did it just last week.

The trick is you can't take them through the security checkpoint.

Just pick up a bottle of water in the terminal. Yes, it's more expensive, like everything in the airport.

I got this one years ago and it burned itself into my brain, it was so bizarre...

"Sweet young p***y, stuffed with pony"

STUFFED? With PONY? I mean, that implies a third-party being involved, to do the aforementioned stuffing. I mean, no one really self-stuffs, right?