the bike shed he was thinking of is underground with no windows. I think it's a fallout shelter, or safehouse, or mom's basement. Snap out of it , you're reading Slashdot

my wristwatch (a personal preference), and the dash clock. Those aren't hooked up to Big Brother, although the dash has the OnStar logo, there was no commitment from either party, and it's far from being the last Saab

I'm a little fuzzy on the good-bad thing.
Define 'bad'.

They didn't call it Snapdragon, for nothing. with random messages like You think you're better than me?

so you can pre-order chocolate milk with NO artificial flavor. What about it, science?

(son's voice): Herr Fatherland?
(husband's voice): Ich bin gleich bei dir, mein Junge

Wife: "What's going on?"
Husband: He wants me to log in to an adult site

Wife: Oh.

only the testers had the perv prototype and they're moving forward to the next phase: the sentencing

There are new backup practices to prevent similar loss of customer data; there is now Backup Bahrain level but also for a much heightened threat assessment and it's called Backup Baghdad

The names haven't been finalized yet, and these options are still being considered. The announcement will come shortly, after the station wagon offsite backup has been recovered at the shawarma stand

Did you say nuclear wessel?

that Harrison Ford did not agree to being one of the displays, in particular the depiction of perfect hibernation He would be the first to tell you it's just a movie, here's your lunch box.

there is a devoted fan.base, and they were mostly flat-earthers.

Repent! The end of the world is nigh!

Open Claw Two-point-oh is here,
A-I A-I oh

This was inevitable, face it

BMW stands for Blame Minors Week

Batteries not included

Eh? I'm kidding of course.