Are you certain that it's not Wannabe from the Spice Girls, but it has more to do with the date of arms manufacture, and not because the band had a monster hit tour in South America

Whoever gets up to get coffee leaked the story it was decided. So the rest of the wink-wink-elbow jab meeting didn't get anywhere, of course

Correction: We've got our A.I. on you!

AOL on blu-ray now at Best Buy

Because calling the toy Rupert's Noperthedron, would be accurate but might fail to gain market traction.

A man of fine taste, and to make this an excellent deal all around, I will toss in 64M of RAM from a bygone era, RetroMan

You need hands, dawg

"Yo highness, can we *finally* get that Need for Speed: Dubai upgrade?"

Smaller batteries mean bigger screens.

The bad news is, they're all burn phones

One of the engineers pointed out that rebadging them to SU X for Xiaomi would definitely so not work for the Western market

It's made up of two parts, disco and "rd". We all know how that era ended, and the last part must mean something offensive in their vocabulary. Who did not see that coming?
 
Don't even get me started on bit chat.

Bu Tan?
No, boot Holthaus.

No worries, I'll see myself out.

...and all it takes is one unsuspecting aide to read her boss's email, for Trump to spread the rumor that foreign agents have stolen his wig[sic]win yet again.

I present the WalMart wonder glasses.

It will protect your eyes from harmful UV rays -- nothing more.

Still under $5, at the checkout counter.

The Meta ones are in the optical store. And "Meta" stands for "Me take your money, and your privacy" though not in that order

But if you go to that town in a remote island in Japan...