As an Apple-hater I totally agree with your sentiment, but right now I'm posting this from Firefox on Arch Linux on a MacBook Pro.
Difficult to agree with the content of your post is with this fact to hand.
I have a couple of PinePhones, a Pixel with GrapheneOS, my daily driver is a OnePlus 7 series with LineageOS on it, just for the topic.
The USB-C connectors wears out too fast. People at work suffers this problem and have to replace their computers prematurely since it's on the motherboard.
My solution is magnetic dongles. They work on most things, and where they don't I just use a straight cable carefully. https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fa.aliexpress.com%2F_EuKA...
extremely amusing
My thesaurus says the word you're looking for is "ironic".
It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.