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For those not in the know, Soviet -stans are somewhat unique in that they came in a region of islamic parts of Silk Road that were utterly primitive when Soviets rolled in. So primitive that they still had the early farming period style division between peoples. They had fairly modern islamic elite town dwellers, rural farmers and finally primitive nomads. Three peoples that didn't really meet outside raids/enslavement/murder in spite of living next to one another. Three life styles locked in constant existential conflict with two others.
So when Soviets arrived, these peoples fought each other in blood feuds going back millenia all the time. It was a stereotypical hell hole of primitive savagery.
So Soviets tried to civilize these people by giving them an idea of Communist man and a Communist state. It worked, more or less. Nomads were defined as "Kyrgyz" by Soviets and what they made into their nation is hilarious in that it's main two cities are mainly populated by other peoples because... well primitive nomads. They don't do the whole "city living" thing. They raid cities.
But Uzbeks are by far the best adapted ones. They were the agriculturalists in an incredibly fertile Ferghana valley. But to survive between constantly marauding and slaving nomads running around the edges of their valley and islamic township elites raping and enslaving from the other side, they had to create a hilariously insular and brutal culture.
They have a rather unique way of dealing with dissent in that they are to my knowledge the only people outside Africa who are known to have boiled people alive/drowned people in scalding water (reports differ on specifics) for political disagreements this century. This is not a too unusual thing in the Black Magic Belt of Africa where doing fucked up shit to people is a norm, but quite rare in Africa outside of it and unheard of outside Africa. Except Uzbekistan.
So yeah, monitoring license plates is not really relevant or interesting in comparison.
Turkmen were the islamic elites for those wondering, and they have their own -stan too. Led by a proper Caliph at this point in all but name, as an Islamic nation should be. That man makes Kim family look like paragons of liberalism and democracy. Fourth and final -stan being by far the largest, and something of an experiment in integrating everyone into a Russian society, which is why it's fundamentally two states in one and during early USSR was a part of Russian Federation. But it never really integrated. Its north is basically a state for Central Asian Russians, whereas south has a mix of all three original groups separated by a desert from the north.
To give you an idea of just how authoritarian post-Soviet -stans are, the most metropolitan, most Europeanized one with significant Russian population in the north? When its first president for life died, they renamed the capital after him. And that is indeed by far the most liberal of them.
P.S. It's worth noting that Turkmenistan's Berdimuhamedow is a living meme for this unironic publicity stunts, and a hilariously entertaining man to follow. Between having his government all do group aerobics to rebuilding his capital in white only because that's his lucky color, to doing rap songs with his grandson to thundering applause of entire theaters that would make Stalin himself blush, all of his horse related antics and his current push to become a "spiritual leader of the nation" he's an amazing source of laughs if you're a Westerner. I really recommend "chronicles of Turkmenistan", they have an amazing youtube channel where they just collect clips from Turkmenistan's national TV and cut them with hilarious music into short videos.
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(Site may have an expired certificate, they don't maintain it all that well).