Doesn't he know about Apple's shock troops, composed chiefly of corporate Samurai Lawyers and Copy Machine Repair Men?

Maybe a 2 chamber fireproof container, one container above the other, a drop package door in the lower chamber, with several gallons of water in the upper container, a valve to allow the water to flow into the lower chamber.

Letting a massive subsystem with repeatedly demonstrated minimal guard rails process unvetted content is kinda stupid.

and we pull the trigger, over and over.

Humanity is soooooo stupid!

Unlimited growth isn't possible so one way of showing quarterly profits is to cut damn dirty labor.

[picture of a boot stomping on a young boy's head]
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Ever been a reliable source of statistical analysis?

Justifying latest tech scam?

I wonder what is in the flavor-aide the executive tech bros are all drinking deeply of for the last 5 years.

[Why The Fark] would I want a feature that inputs bad data?!!

That performs bad calculations?!!

Shit, just make a tool that generates Lorem Ipsum text across a grid of X by Y cells and be done with it.

And where do we stand in regards to Zanzibar?

Unlimited growth on a finite planet is stupid.

But rich people are rich and that means they're better than everyone else.

Won't someone think of the poor rich people for once?!!

Civilization would function much better without humans.

The *DING* from the autobus seat absorbtion system crediting your ride acount might let folks around you know what's up.

Where's the villain focused movie on the guy trying to corner the world's waste biomethane production?