News At Elevenses.

Can't wait until I can smell the drauger of Skyrim.

I'd just start asking real business/job questions and then publishing all the stupid wrong answers it spews.

Why would anyone in management set themselves up like this?

Naw. I bought one of these Neo Macs last month.

It was a gift for my Mom who's still using a 2013 Macbook.

I'd been looking into used M1 Macs for under $500 and the chance to get a warranty new Mac, that sold me.

People could go Vicken and avoid beef and pork.

Yeah, early '90s I got a school computer lab to run as a render farm overnight. Had a script that would lock the systems from 11PM - 5AM (building was closed/empty 10PM - 6 AM). Everything worked fine until a power blip shut down the systems. On reboot, they were all locked and my script wasn't running to unlock them.

Luckily, my gf at the time was working as lab assistant, checked on lab before first class and called me (just for technical help). She was pissed when I explained that I had caused the issue but we were able to get everything reset in time for class.

Still, the Comp Graphics prof suggested I look for a career in IT instead of fine arts. Took his advice; the future was so bright I had to wear shades.

NetBSD?

I don't want ANY Outlook!

What about underwear?

More likely Vibe-hacking.

Wonder if Meta has Case's number on quick-dial?

Keith Richards has already lived through the heat death of one universe.

I was lucky; I lived in a Road Runner test market and my off-campus apartment with early cable modem had unreal speed compared to the fractional T-1 the school used.

Oh geez, they've flooded alt.sex.bald.captains with crappy AI / and it's always Q. WTF?!!

Is nothing sacred?

John Brunner has entered the conversation.