A Nigerian prince just called, he wants to know if your AI is filtering your email?

You wanted to buy the Bayeux Tapestry? I've helpfully debited your credit card and mortgaged your house for you. Please be aware you still owe 23 million on the second down payment. Also, there's a swat team ringing the bell, please move against the wall to avoid injury.

Nope. That is all.

Good. You have a plan. What's stopping you from doing the first step?

I'm sorry your talent has been wasted in this already obsolete story. But fret not, you'll get a chance to (ironically) cut and paste that comment tomorrow, when the inevitable dupe rises from the ashes of this one.

Woosh! (*)

(*) The sound of OP's joke passing over your head (**)

(**) I can't believe I'm worried enough (***) so that I need to explain it

(***) that whoosh could whoosh, obviously.

*drops keyboard*

Don't do that! Keyboards today are so fragile they break as soon as they hit concrete.

On that note, the Model M is obviously the immortal top keyboard. *drops a pack of floppies*

Most of us still live to 80-ish or so, as we did millenia ago.

FYI, I stopped reading after that.

Apparently, Physics has contributed AI to the world....

I think you meant to write that they should be opt in.

Yes, my bad, thanks for picking it up.

Well done! Until the next time Google renames the preference variables or changes the semantic meaning without telling anyone, then that solution won't work again.

Privacy invading features should always be opt-out by default.

Soviet Russia is located in Washington, DC.

Where did all the grammar go? Why does it say "it's the largest companies" when obviously they meant company.

AI helpers do not understand language, but instead perform statistical word completion (in the literature, this is called "generative modelling").

The idea goes back at least to Claude Shannon's papers on communication theory from the 1950s. This page has a link to his 1948 paper. A particularly illuminating example is on p.7, Section 3.

Your example exhibits short term trigram learning. The completion of 3-word phrases is consistent, but the 4-word completion is obviously wrong.

Sure, but at aphelion the nearest charging station is up to 2.66 astronomical units away. Once Elon's Tesla battery runs dry, he'll be stuck out there forever.

Sorry, your explanation is a myth. Or rather, it is only the theory. In practice, right handers do smear the text too. Perhaps you're too young to remember the good old days before everyone's handwriting atrophied because of keyboard usage. Or perhaps you've only seen people use quick drying marker tips.