Next they're going to tell us we can't wage war anymore.

Oh, I don't have a hummer.

I've been more partial to burlap undies

I remembered from the excellent HBO miniseries, From the Earth to the Moon where in episode 1 they have all these guys one by one come in a hotel stating that they have a reservation. And what is your name sir? Max Peck! That's me, ole Max Peck.Yessir.

Not this year

And Max Peck, obviously.

That would be everyone except subsaharan africans.

for a new horror movie.

Yourself for using software without a warranty.

Megawatts hours doesn't make sense unless discussing energy bills.

That will teach them

So, what is new?

Yawn

Sweating profusely.

I don't think it's shale gas: https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2F...