zawarski - Slashdot User

Comment I'll let you watch me scratch my ass and fart (Score 1) 12

by zawarski on Saturday May 10, 2025 @08:44PM (#65367687) Attached to: Life of a Marathon Streamer: Online for Three Years, Facing Isolation and Burnout

For only a 2 buck subscription!

Comment Re: Can't understand why my kid is bothering... (Score 1) 67

by zawarski on Saturday May 10, 2025 @08:25PM (#65367667) Attached to: Is Everyone Using AI to Cheat Their Way Through College?

Smokers. It's 2025. We know how your story is going to end. Let's save us all time and money and have you just end it now.

Comment Re: Can't understand why my kid is bothering... (Score 1) 67

by zawarski on Saturday May 10, 2025 @08:20PM (#65367655) Attached to: Is Everyone Using AI to Cheat Their Way Through College?

People who use the word "guyses", as in "I don't think you guyses deserve to live." Fuck those people.

Comment Re: Can't understand why my kid is bothering... (Score 1) 67

by zawarski on Saturday May 10, 2025 @08:18PM (#65367651) Attached to: Is Everyone Using AI to Cheat Their Way Through College?

I would add Cowboys fans to that list. Fuck those guys.

Comment Re: Can't understand why my kid is bothering... (Score 1) 67

by zawarski on Saturday May 10, 2025 @07:41PM (#65367587) Attached to: Is Everyone Using AI to Cheat Their Way Through College?

Mets fans, obviously. Fuck those guys.

Comment Re: Johnny! (Score 2) 36

by zawarski on Friday May 09, 2025 @05:05PM (#65365017) Attached to: Newark Airport Radar Outage Strikes Again, Delaying More Flights

I pick the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Comment Re: "We used to buy catalogs of computer stuff." (Score 4, Informative) 75

by zawarski on Friday May 09, 2025 @11:33AM (#65364175) Attached to: Prompt Engineering is Quickly Going Extinct

Old enough to remember it has a name https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2F...

Comment Re: Big challenge (Score 1) 93

by zawarski on Friday May 09, 2025 @07:22AM (#65363565) Attached to: IRS Hopes To Replace Fired Enforcement Workers With AI

Buh-dum-tish. Oh, wait, you weren't joking?

Comment Talking to a therapist on Instagram (Score 5, Insightful) 36

by zawarski on Friday May 09, 2025 @06:55AM (#65363537) Attached to: Instagram's AI Chatbots Lie About Being Licensed Therapists

Is a good way to determine if you should be talking to a therapist.

Comment Re: Why? Someone tell me why? (Score 1) 39

by zawarski on Friday May 09, 2025 @05:59AM (#65363477) Attached to: Apple Is Planning Smart Glasses With and Without AR

I remember back in the old days, we had to remember names, phone numbers, addresses, directions.... How fucking stupid/lazy is this generation? Fuck me.

Comment Re: WTF is "the AI of a dead person"? (Score 2) 126

by zawarski on Thursday May 08, 2025 @08:27AM (#65361091) Attached to: AI of Dead Arizona Road Rage Victim Addresses Killer In Court

Having the AI plead not to turn it off would have been a nice touch.

Comment Re: You don't "know" what Chris would say. (Score 5, Funny) 126

by zawarski on Thursday May 08, 2025 @08:24AM (#65361087) Attached to: AI of Dead Arizona Road Rage Victim Addresses Killer In Court

Does it only work if you pray FOR someone? What happens if you pray AGAINST someone? Asking for a friend.

Comment What a nightmare meeting AI me would be. (Score 2) 126

by zawarski on Thursday May 08, 2025 @04:29AM (#65360893) Attached to: AI of Dead Arizona Road Rage Victim Addresses Killer In Court

For both of us.

Comment Re: Priorities (Score 2) 69

by zawarski on Wednesday May 07, 2025 @05:07PM (#65359919) Attached to: Seagate Working To Develop a 100TB Hard Drive By 2030

Recording every moment of your life is a horrible, horrible idea.

Comment Re: So cameras no longer have bodies? (Score 1) 62

by zawarski on Wednesday May 07, 2025 @01:33PM (#65359321) Attached to: DEA Ends Body Camera Program

Isn't it?

Slashdot Top Deals