After the fruitless discussions about Critical Drinker's criticism I guess one might consider this his final success.

Satya Nadella's greatest success... Removed? But why?

Just take AI, it can do everything.

Some encryption tools like VeraCrypt offer a plausible deniability option. You can have a second password that unlocks a different layer of specially crafted pseudo-secret drive data.

Smell and distribution of the brown stains cannot be overlooked any further.

Oh No! Not this time! We all had prepared for a proper major failure like Zune, Kin or Bob. And Cortana, of course.

I'm not criticizing the guy, he's often right, but he's not exactly forward-minded, that's what I'm trying to say.

Not even coal or oil industry like it, but that's what he promised: To reverse past policy and replace it with bribe and arbitrariness.

It's like the USCSB (U.S. Chemical Safety and Hazard Investigation Board) was not allowed to report the number of casualties anymore. (Actually the current US administration tries to kill off the USCSB completely.)

Russian Engineering: I might take a lot longer, but then it surprises you, all of a sudden.

It's time for another huge tax break for billionaires!

It makes me so happy that humor hasn't died out yet, not even on such a bubbly topic as AI. I also demand 1% of all revenue AI doesn't generate.

AI is the answer to every question ever asked. Why would you hesitate giving loans?

They need to scan you because in an emergency (for example, if you are confined to bed in a life-threatening situation) they could crank down missing scenes even without you. Just for a case of emergency. (PS. If your wage is so high that the studio boss can't afford a new Lambo, this also counts as an emergency, clearly.)

The stable genius jr. has concluded that fusion technology is pointless anyway. Coal and oil are the future! Soon also on Mars.