Look, I know I'm an old fart. I know I'm a curmudgeon too. And yes, it was almost 10 years before I gave up my wired keyboard and mouse for wireless (not entirely all my idea, it as part of [Secret Squirrel] requirements.) I am, however, a technophile - when I see the advantages to using tech. An example where I don't see an advantage is replacing the 90 cent stiff wire with $275 "motivators" (step motors) in automobile vents that go out of registration, then out of calibration, then go kaput. Requiring a new $275 dollar part and a $200 programming fee.
EACH.
What no one has been able to explain adequately to me is where the value of crypto is. (I know what is claimed, I think, but it still boils down to "it has value because people think it has value" - a circular argument that applies just as much to crypto as it does to any printed fiat currency.)
My base objection is that crypto, like a fiat currency, has zero intrinsic value. Unlike metals or gems, neither a printed bill or a bit wallet can be made into something else worth the value it represents. Bluntly, crypto is a mathematical answer to a question no one asked and no one can use. It's not like Maxwell's constant where the answer has a measurable, useful proof.
Fiat currency is regulated by established gate keepers that are accountable. Crypto is a wild west of pinky promise and cross my heart pledges as far as I can see.
To me, crypto has no value. So you could offer a billion coins to me for a buck and I'd still think I'd rather have the buck than a bunch of ones and zeros beause no one has adequately explained the value of crypto that I've run into.