It's a way to spur private space investment. The RIAA has already shown that they are willing to go to the ends of the Earth to collect their winnings. NASA is banking on them going to the ends of the universe to make sure that the 0.004 cents per stream is paid. While they are out there, they can carry a few probes.

It's all down hill, it's using regenerative braking.

From the article - The [PDO cheese] market is worth almost €80 billion annually, equivalent to $87 billion, according to an EU study published in 2020.

Remember this when you hear the phrase, "That aged like fine milk".

Since the word 'planet' comes from the Greek word for 'wanderer', these are the most planety of planets.

To have this EA standard business procedure joke explained to you will cost $15.

And the bugs that buzz around the restaurant are McFlies.

That half a billion dollars constitutes 15% of the WHO's funding. I think this is an attempt to appease Trump.

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Surprised this didn't show up earlier.

The touchbar would be nice if you could pin one application's functions there. For example, if you could leave the controls for your video conferencing application on the taskbar and interact with a browser. The mute/unmute function is right there ready to be used, and you can keep working on your stuff for the meeting.

Reading is hard. Proofreading is even harder.

He would have printed more, but the cyan cartridge ran out and the printer wouldn't print the rest of the gun.

Does it suggest ideas for movies staring Adam Sandler?

The command is Siri Alexa HeyGoogle! Search this right now or I will send you to your room!

The purists complain about it because complaining about the refereeing is part of the post game rituals. If the refs were infallible and omniscient, it would remove this social aspect of the game. You can't go into work the next day and say something like, "did you see that ludicrous display last night?" and then spend the next couple of hours discussing the art of flopping and the fine subtleties of the rules if the refs don't mess up all the time.

Kilts are for day to day use, for battle you wear a floor length sequined ball gown. The idea is is blind your opponent with opulence.