2015 huh? Maybe the chimps watch FOX News?

His stupid media company that owns Truth Social just merged with a nuclear fusion company. I imagine government regulation won't be any problem for that fusion company anymore.
So a US President whos just been made richer thanks to a fusion company decides to axe wind farms. That gives an image of bias.
The only thing that makes it not seem totally quid pro quo is that Trump already hated wind power, loudly and often. So he might have done this anyway.

I suppose another interesting way tech workers could catch if their coworker is working for North Korea would be to do something crazy like talk to and get to know their coworkers as human beings. But that would never happen.

Prof. David Kipping had a recent video on his Cool Worlds youtube channel about "TARS". Which would be capable of launching tiny sensor probes out into space by accelerating them on a spinning foil.

No way! HOLY SHIT!! Wow!

You'll be too intellectually lazy to learn either one of those things so it seems a moot point.

Have you seen the British comedy show The League of Gentlemen? There's an episode with a sketch (also in their live show) about "death by Mau Mau." Except in that joke its about shoving fruit up your butt.

No one at Disney was put off at the thought after watching the animatronic Eagans in Severence?

Maybe this is a first for a quantum computer, but true random quantum-generated numbers are not new. idquantique makes quantum random number generators that fit in a PCIe slot. I own one.

1. Print out Orbans face.
2. Make two holes for eyes.
3. Make two holes for some string.
4. Make Orban the happiest most out loud and proud gay rights marcher ever.

Why have a human pick from the suggested comments? Just have Instagram automatically pick one for you and post it. What? Oh THAT would make it seem somehow meaningless?? We sure wouldn't want that to begin to happen.

I was really worried we'd run out of microplastic pollution once we ran out of petroleum!

It sounds like a boolean or a bitmask that was checked in random places in the code that would bypass stuff that needed to get done and given a harmless sounding name... this doesn't take a hacker genius.
It does take a genius to realize this qualifies as a KilL sWitCh!!!

Let me cheer them on...

Break! Break! Break!

Nobody at Apple is irreplaceable. When any employee leaves, they are forgotten about within a week. A lot of people like to pretend that the people matter, but Apple is just a cash machine.