You clearly need someone to send you printed instructions to download Whatsapp :) Or maybe they could just Voxer you

DIE!

Or that Slashdot still has the ability to slashdot websites.

Or you could just carry LibreOffice portable along with the documents.

It's as if they're trying to rig the search results and hide all the hate! What next, calling it the & interface, just so that searching for it will be a pain? :P

The village bicycle!

Cool story bro

When an action (or lack thereof) is suspicious, follow the money. There's no money for the MAFIAA in pursuing these spammers.

You, sir, are in luck! You can keep your $50 because Chromium is free.

I've made peace with Unity by forcing the side-bar to be permanently hidden, and relying on Synapse (It's a Gnome-DO alternative) to access applications and files. Works for me!

This is how it is in Indian newspapers. The omission of facts is to deflect accusations of biased reporting, and prevent the possibility of inciting further violence by helping miscreants identify "enemies". While in the West, such omissions may indirectly indict Muslims, it's more complex than that because of the many religions and their sub-sects in India. There have been times when Hindu castes have attacked each other over ridiculous reasons (Boy of Caste A sitting in a park with girl of Caste B). Reasons for flare-ups are commonly moral policing (Women in pubs! Won't someone preserve Indian culture? Take up arms!), alleged "insults" to $Deity and inter-religious relationships. Most of the country can only look at such incidents with condemnation and disgust.

Cryonics!

I don't have feet, you insensitive clod!