Welcome to the club.

More time to read Quran, no Facebook to distract them.

They could use some more gender-neutral name, like Ladyboy.

This is the guy that once promised to not be evil?

They might just be trying to kill their free service. After this, if you continue stubbornly listening, enduring the AI crap, they'll find other ways to further enshittify the service, until they finally close it due to "users have moved on".

Well, duh... I can't put the Microsoft browser behind bars, so I"m putting YOU!

Certainly useful if you're watching porn, dubious value in most other cases.

It will only stay disabled until the next Windows security update, anyway. For your own good.

The Moon also orbits the centre of the Milky Way, which might happen to host a supermassive black hole or some other spectacular massive object. The Moon orbits both a planet and some other objects, so it's a moon, by that definition.

I'm not sure if an object which orbits the Moon is still a moon, though.

It might've already happened 9000 years ago, without us knowing yet.

All proles will be granted free telescreens, and you luddites can't stop the progress!

If AI can replace managers, then not everything is yet lost.

While generally IDGAF about Afghanistan (sorry if I'm looking bigoted) I feel sad looking at the state of Slashdot editing. Confusing Wi-fi with cable internet is something I'd expect from the Cosmopolitan, but here? SMH.

LLM is God... Said nobody ever, even Sam Altman. It's creating intelligence (and life) that some people consider "playing God", and the industry goal of creating AGI arguably comes close to that.

I personally don't think current AIs qualify as either life or intelligence.

I mean, playing God is shirk, the greatest sin and crime against God in Islam.