Are we sure the first person they talk to should be named Mr. Tough?

"I will prescribe regimens for the good of my patients according to my ability and my judgment and never do harm to anyone."

Hrmm...

maybe for Krispy Kremes - but not for Red Bull. :-)

Everyone knows the laser beams go on top of sharks, not gamer's heads! Get with the program!

What if I used Schroedinger's cat? Then it would be unknown whether the EULA was accepted or not, right?

From TFA: "Premises connected to The Pirate Bay were first raided in 2006. The complexity of the case led to delays in charges being filed and the case being bought to court."

What's this "away from the computer" you speak of? Please elaborate.

At first, I thought the advertisement for Tom Cruise in Valkyrie was a related crackpot scandal story.

I noticed that they recorded my ballot number next to my name. Hmmm.... I don't care if they know who I voted for. In fact, I like the idea that I could find my "paper trail" if needed.