Journal tuxette's Journal: evil laundry 6
It never seems to end... The hamper only seems to get fuller and fuller... Where does it all come from?
Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
Interdimensional portals (Score:1)
That's why you can put in a pair of black socks and end up with one black and one white sock. Depending on the sign and magnitude of the laundry-flux between parallel universes you may also end up with more or less laundry than what you started with.
Simple. :)
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This explains a lot: the law of conservation of mass isn't being violated by half our socks disappearing into thin air - they're just being swapped. Somehow, something's gone wrong and excess socks are piling up in Tuxette's laundry, which is why I have two pa
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For that reason I only have dark socks. The ways things run here, any stray white sock would be gray. And I have had boxers and even T-shirts come and go like this too, it isn't just socks. Though I suspect the larger the item of clothing, the less likely such trans-dimensional events are.
I once took apart an old washing machine that had stopped working properly, and there were a couple funny-looking components inside that didn't seem to have any obvious use -- those were probably where the connections t
Ah, yes... (Score:1)
While you sleep (Score:1)
If too much laundry is a problem (Score:1)
*ducks*