When is a video game going to make a successful transformation into a blockbuster movie? From what I've seen over the years (Wing Commander, Doom, etc.), the worst comic books still make better movies than the best video games. Maybe they should go back to simpler times and make a movie with some imagination. How about Zork The Movie? They could get Ron Perlman to play a grue.

How do geeks workout? Well, with the Geek Workout of course. All it takes is a couple of bottles of Mt. Dew as weights!!!