Thanks for writing this script.

"Off-lease car. to. the. Danger Zoooone!"

> 1: The clerk is the one that should be calling for an approval code, and the call is made not to the cardholder's bank but rather to the bank that processes the cards for the retail store. It doesn't matter what the customer's bank says (or in this case the fake bank) since the approval/authorization code must come from the retailer's bankcard processor.

Read again, the clerk should be calling the store's bank, not the customer's bank.

This OP meant "allowed to turn when traffic signal shows red and directional arrow", like this:

https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3F...

You have: no tea.

Argh, bad math. 3 axis, square root of 3 = 1.73... so a 73% boost.
 

Was it really 2x faster? I thought that it was only 41% faster. Vector math: square root (1^2 + 1^2) = 1.41...

With three axis, you'd get a 44% boost. cube root of (1^3 + 1^3 + 1^3) = 1.44....

http://www.computerworld.com/s...

Bro, do you even OCR?

Also: Seven Cities of Gold, and Music Construction Set.

> I want to start my car, leave it running, lock it and run into a building for a couple of minutes. I can take my RF key out of the car, but with the car running it won't let me lock the door.

Try this, it should work:
1. with engine running, step out of car with keys in hand.
2. close door, and lock it from outside with physical key.

> I think the more important issue is the general inefficiency in the marketplace for apps (as well as ideas and intellectual property in general).

Bennett, you just summarized your 2,000+ word textwall into a single 24 word sentence. Was that so hard? Seriously, a single summary sentence at the start of your submissions would be greatly appreciated.

"You are infected with a virus! Scan this QR code RIGHT NOW to clean your OS!"

*lost

So, it was just a glitchy laptop keyboard and OS combo? You lot me when you said that your younger brother confessed.