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Journal tomhudson's Journal: 19 kids? F*ing breeders! 84

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/01/duggars.new.baby/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Put a clothes-pin on it, Jim-Bob! And Michelle, there's more to being a woman than being a baby factory!

These people are as sick as Octo-Mom.

And yes, you guessed it - they're fundies.

So they want to know what the 19th should be named (it has to start with a 'J')? Here's a few suggestions:

  • Jesus H Christ WTF Duggar
  • Junk DaNA Duggar
  • Jastity Belt Duggar
  • Juture Jelfare Jother Duggar
  • Just Don't Digg Duggar
  • Jenetic Damag Duggar
  • Jism Happenz Duggar
  • Jondom Failz Duggar
  • Jore Buggared Duggar
  • Juggar Fugger Duggar
  • Jijiot Jijea Duggar

Do you thing Lorena Bobbit could bobb Jim-Bob as a public service?

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  • The most fundamental of the fundamental. Religious authoritarians.

    They're not doing this for fun, or because they don't believe in birth control.

    They're literally trying to out-fuck the rest of us. Their reasoning is that if there's more of them, they can win elections and bring the USA under theocratic law.

    Who's going to break it to them that two of their little preciouses are gay?

    • Mp>

      Who's going to break it to them that two of their little preciouses are gay?

      It's going to be more than 2.

      The "standing level" of testosterone in the womb rises with each male birth (female births don't "reset" it, either), and higher levels of in utero tetosterone mean the foetus is more likely to be gay. With at least 10 boys already, the last one is pretty much guaranteed to be gay, and the probability of the 8th and 9th being gay is almost as high. Also, very probable that at least one of the

      • I heard that at least 1 out of ten people are gay. Puts you in perspective (as a straight guy....) considering the average class is 20 pupils. 2 of them are gay. I can't stop of thinking of my class... We were 8 boys or so, and 13 girls. Must not think of the hot lesbians....must not think.

        That said, one of my best friends is gay and he's a fine guy. Wouldn't exchange him for anbody in the world

        • I heard that at least 1 out of ten people are gay.

          You seem to be assuming that being "gay" is a binary condition. In the sense that people are able to label themselves and other people then this is true. In the realm of reality things are usually more complex than culturally derived labels.

          There isn't any "gay" gene, neurotransmitter, hormone, or any specific series of conditioned responses to make a person gay. Nor are there any of the above to make people "straight", or attracted to fury Earthlings like dogs or sheep, attracted to or repelled from childr

          • My take on it is "why would anyone be interested in someone else's sexual orientation unless they were looking to hook up?" IOW, it should properly be a non-issue for most interactions.

            As for expressing one's gender identity, or taking measures to align their body with their gender, again, unless it's germane to the situation at hand, why should it even enter into someone's brain as an issue?

            For all practical purposes, there's no difference between a post-op m2f (transexual) woman, and a post-menopaus

            • Tranny pr0n! Love that shit.

            • why would anyone be interested in someone else's sexual orientation unless they were looking to hook up?

              Sorry Barb, I'm just not into boobs as large as yours. :D

          • Amen, brother.

            You seem to be assuming that being "gay" is a binary condition.

            My sexuality is analog, and I'm willing to demonstrate!

            • My sexuality is analog, and I'm willing to demonstrate!

              Most slashdotters sexuality is now digital - as in "Mrs. Palmer and her 5 sisters". "Palm Pilot" takes on a whole new meaning ...

          • I wasn't assuming that it's a binary state. I used the term in a colloquial meaning. Just that you know :-)
            • I wasn't assuming that it's a binary state. I used the term in a colloquial meaning. Just that you know :-)

              In my Psychology of Sex class, we were given the figure of "6 or fewer same-sex encounters, not gay - most likely just exploring."

              Of course, the figure is both arbitrary and craptastic, since it doesn't have any basis in research.

              Just goes to show how, when people feel uncomfortable with a topic, they pick some numbers out of the air and use them as arbitrary labels so they can feel more in

              • My guess is some uptight researcher who had had 6 same-sex encounters picked the number as the upper bounds of "staying straight" so that they wouldn't have to feel so neurotic about their same-sex experiencess.

                Hehehe.... You're probably 100% right about that one. :-)

  • "do you thing Lorena" -- "do you think Lorena".

    Suggestion for a new name: "He Duggar"... Get it?

    • Thanks for pointing out the typo ... I won't fix it, so that people won't think you're seeing things :-)

      As for the new name, I get it, but they're insisting that it start with a "J", same as all their brood.

      • You can fix it... Just add "Fixed a typo thanks to CT"...That usually clears up confusion.

        As for the name: Jesus Made Him Duggar

        • Makes me tempted to add a typo, with a link to your post saying "typo fixed by CT" :-) This is slashdot - how many people would bother to follow the linky?

          (I'm just SO evil today ...)

  • ...this is one of the hugest idiot-fests I've seen on Slashdot so far. Keep it up!

    Eth, arguing about religion is like arguing who has the coolest imaginary friend. Ceremonial burial probably *is* proof that religion is very old, but religion basically is believing in supernatural powers caused by a perception of helplessness (lack of knowledge about the environment).

    Religion is and was the #1 reason for wars all around man's history, so it hardly is an advantage, much less a prerequisite for civilization, q

    • And just for the statistics, I have three kids, all without believing in that bearded guy in the sky. ;)

    • Aw, we're just having fun!

      Debates like this may seem brain-damaged, but they actually help ward off alzheimers and other forms of mental deterioration (same as doing crossword puzzles), as well as allowing a bit of punning :-)

      They're also a good opportunity to re-examine old points of view and make sure that they're not only still valid, but to see what other alternate explanations might have been overlooked - and to remember that there ARE alternate points of view, and that we don't have to agree with

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