It's only stalemate 100% of the time if you're a machine. You're not a machine, are you...? Oh god. (If I read the Wikipedia article right, there's still a variant that isn't drawn.) "This is the most challenging popular game to be solved to date, roughly one million times as complex as Connect Four." http://www.sciencemag.org/cont...

If I had the time to learn it to a decent level, go/weiqi/baduk. (Or play on kgs frequently enough that I could maintain a free account). As it is, and from these options, I'd pick chess. Although I've played more FTL: Faster Than Light recently, and with more success than on FICS.

Worth noting that if you get the aye-aye phone, there's no need to get a stylus.

I fairly recently got a message on some Safari page (probably from an ad) that an app I didn't have needed to update. Maybe that's what happened?

There's an extra charity to give money to, maybe that's why. Plus probably quite a lot of people want to beat the average to get Signal To Noise. I read it a few years ago, it's pretty good but a bit weird (which could probably describe anything NG's done except for the cannabilism porn).

I think that would be quickest. I mean, killing is their job. (Bonus points if it's Cameron)

Hence the cloning

I'm still waiting for that 6th Hitchhikers book.

But instead you commented, ensuring that you wouldn't be able to mod even if you had the points.