Scraping the bottom of the entertainment barrel, are we? 'Snot funny, even to /b/tards; nothin' against it, it just lacks enough humor to qualify as funny. And while it probably wouldn't make a dent, I can half-imagine some little script kiddie saying, "omg /. bork'd rulz wun n tew? imma chargin mah lazorz!" and targeting /. w/ his LOIC...

This questions was actually Slashdot-worthy? Ya know, unlike a certain other board, Slashdot actually was good at some point in the past... But to answer the last question I'll ever answer here: tattoos are meant to be personal. If you have to ask someone else if/what you should get permanenly marked on your skin, you should probably not be considering getting a tattoo at all. Operating under the assumption that you'll go ahead with it, are there mathematical formulas and/or symbols that actually mean something to you on an emotional level? Those are what you should get. Seriously, though, don't take any answers from here. If you do, you'll be just like every other tattooed hipster douchebag trying to be socially ironic: permanently stamped with FAIL.

1: You get what you pay for, and these boogers are practically disposable. 2: I got the granddaddy of 'em all, the Eee PC 701, the split-second they hit the market. Aside from some case damage from taking it apart w/o a guide, still runs like a dream.

I applaud you, good sir. I went so far as to read your comment to my wife. Her response: "That's class." You've garnered much respect from us. I understand why you posted as AC, but we wish we knew who you were, that we might boost your sales and readership...

An anonymous peer-to-peer EULA-accepting client! Maybe it could make screencap vids and records your specifically stating that you DO NOT ACCEPT THE EULA.

A guy calls up and says, "Yeah, they told me I need your help. I got this card in the mail, and I need to put an e-file in my modem." Turned out the card was a 3.5" floppy, the e-file was a database update, and the modem was his CPU. The rest of the call consisted of me getting the job done by remote control, all the while ignoring him throwing about tech terms and buzzwords he'd heard somewhere and had no inkling of their meanings.

Skimmed TFA, and noted the little typo in the summary. And with that it mind, this thing nothing more than souped-up external FireWire drive.